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This is cracking me up..why on earth did they delete his response in the movie!? hes so offended LOL

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and the end result…

this man wore sneakers to the science Oscars.

@lechatonetlacoccinelle :)

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I know I've said it before but I'm saying it again, I just absolutely adore how Danny's eyes glow green in human form when he's getting particularly mischievous, not just when he's especially angry

Like this boy has a built in warning signal for when he's about to be a little menace to society and I love that for him

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You know how the Robins were trained to be able to fight enemies way bigger than them, since they started really young and also were taught by Batman (a Very Big Guy)?

It just occured to me that the reverse is also true: Batman is very good at fighting very short enemies.

I wonder if it ever came up.

Like if someone was trying to use their smaller size to their advantage and surprise Batman but it's just. Impossible. There is no move his little hypercompetent gremlins didn't already try against him.

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Omg Dipper, you can't just poke people you don't know on the nose!

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June 15!!

am I late? who caaares

Happy Love Händel reunion!

Happy anniversary, Linda and Lawrence Flynn-Fletcher!

Happy birthday, Vanessa Doofenshmirtz!

yayyy

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Art by Chloe’s arts

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comic based on an au where orion dies and d-16 starts to hallucinate, original concept under cut :)

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I've said it before and I'll say it again. I'd rather hug a pillow than a brick wall.

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YOU FEEL ME.

The "random guy" post

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In which Isabella’s “mother-in-law” comment is overheard by everyone with a headset👀🩷🧡

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I think I’m funny

Based on this TikTok!!

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how it feels watching people on TikTok realize phineas and ferb are step brothers for the first time or asking “why doesn’t candace just record their inventions on her phone”

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I love the idea of little eight year old Dick Grayson becoming Robin, and he pesters Bruce in the cave (“It’s called the Batcave, Bruce!” “Of course, chum.”), doing handstands in the desk in front of the computer (“Batcomputer, Bruce!”), and telling him, “Superman and Wonder Woman are so cool! Don’t you like their costumes, B? You should invite them to Gotham! You can make a superhero club! I’ll be the Vice President. You can be Treasurer.”

“And who will be the President of this superhero club?”

“Superman, of course!”

“Oh, of course. Silly me.”

“Wonder Woman will actually be co-president with Superman.”

“Naturally.”

Dick pesters and prods Bruce until he finally sets up a meeting with Superman and Wonder Woman. They meet at a neutral location, but Bruce insists that Dick hide under the cape the entire time. He doesn’t want them meeting Robin yet. They don’t know if they can trust them yet.

Clark noticed the extra heartbeat, but he assumes Batman isn’t totally human, so maybe he has more than one heart.

Basically, Dick is the reason the Justice League exists. And he takes full advantage of that fact.

Bruce has Dick enrolled in gymnastics lessons so he can keep up with his acrobatics, and when he learns a fancy new trick, he insists he has to show it off.

“Now if everyone can just stay in their seats a few minutes longer,” Batman announces at the end of one of their first meetings. “Robin has something he’d like to share with you all.”

And there’s so much chatter after that, because many of them have heard of Robin, but Batman has never let them meet him.

Clark has finally learned that Batman’s extra heartbeat was in fact just Robin hugging Batman’s leg and sitting on his foot. It also explains why Batman had a slight limp the first few times they met.

And now they all watch as Robin leaps up onto the table, gets a running start, then performs a very impressive set of acrobatics. Then once he’s done, he sticks the landing and throws his hands in the air, then bows. All with a big grin on his face.

Batman clapping is what makes everyone else snap out of the shock, but they all clap and tell Robin how well he did, how impressive he is. And this tiny little kid is just beaming at all of them, then looking back at Batman with a big smug grin in his face.

As Batman and Robin are leaving, they might hear Robin asking, “Can Superman come to my meet next weekend?” while he hangs off Batman’s arm.

“No.”

“Please?”

“Maybe next time.”

And they all sit in shocked silence around the table even after Batman and Robin have been gone for a few minutes.

“Did Batman start the Justice League just to show off his kid?” Green Lantern asks.

“I think Robin made Batman start the Justice League so he could show off to all of us,” Superman jokes.

It’s not even that much of an exaggeration, but Dick does like to tell people even after he becomes Nightwing that he’s the reason the Justice League exists in the first place.

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Carl just got roasted💀