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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: House M.D. Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Gregory House/Amber Volakis/James Wilson, Gregory House/James Wilson, Amber Volakis/James Wilson, Gregory House/Amber Volakis Characters: James Wilson (House M.D.), Amber Volakis, Gregory House, Lisa Cuddy, Stacy Warner, Lawrence Kutner, Remy “Thirteen” Hadley, Chris Taub, Eric Foreman (House M.D.), Danny Wilson (House M.D.), OBC (original baby character) Additional Tags: Cat adoption, The Condo, Relationship Negotiation, even more unrealistic sex, it’s smut city!, daddy kink (Amber is daddy), impregnation kink (tsk tsk Wilson), a variety of double penetrations (doubles penetration?), Shower Sex, Phone Sex, Cuckolding, Spitroasting, Consensual Somnophilia, Orgasm Edging, Choking, listen there’s more but you’ll just have to read it, Fluff and Angst, Stacy/Cuddy, Kutner/Taub, Drug Use, the no good very bad state of American obstetrics, Depression, Suicidal Thoughts, Discussions of past child abuse, current bad parents of grown-up children, Reconciliation, Forgiveness, Discussion of Abortion, Panic Attacks, Therapy, Pregnancy, Birth, obc (original baby character) - Freeform, Parenthood, Caretaking, disabled parents, navigating big life changes, babies are so cute and SO gross, the joke that is work/life balance, Childcare, baby’s first six months Series: Part 2 of Adventures in… Summary:

House, Wilson, and Amber acquire three cats, a condo, and a baby. Brought to you via 200k+ words of sex, character growth, and adventures in parenting!

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Robert Sean Leonard behind-the-scenes of unreleased scenes from House, M.D. | 08x21: “Holding On”, where Wilson visits Amber’s grave.

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wilson got scared

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house md & onion headlines 1/?

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was thinking of ship dynamics i go coocoo puffs for and i realized this one in particular is just. so SO good. love when a completely bonkers character gets together with a totally normal very average person (actually is Worse)

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Robert and Paten promote Interview

Interview Play IG

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I HOPE YOU GUYS ARE REALLY HAVING A NICE FRIDAY

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jarvis show me boys kissing

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Boy has every string attached

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House md season 1 ep 0

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this is what i do when i get bored

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welcome to princeton-plainsboro high school

hi guys me and my friend @ricky-mortis made a house high school au

yapping below

house is a science (chem or phys idk) teacher at pee pee high school (what the kids call it)!!! he’s also the club advisor for clubmed and also the lacrosse coach!!!

wilson is an english teacher at Princeton-Plainsboro High School (NOT pee pee) and also the drama club advisor.

theyre married but the kids don’t know cuz they think its funny.

principal cuddy…

star lacrosse player rich boy robert chase (in this au he lives with his dad) joins clubmed from fatherly pressure. hates it. makes friends. hates it less. accidentally ends up wanting to be a doctor. allison cameron and eric foreman both want to be doctors and joined clubmed. cameron later transfers schools because her and chase’s breakup was SOOO BAD… awkward to this day… foreman has no friends and eats lunch with house everyday. house lets him do whatever with lab equipment.

thirteen and kutner are also in this!!! so house used to be a doctor but his malpractice lost him his license and also the connections to get jobs in research or college level teaching. hes kinda lost after that. vicodin abuse happens!!!!! and then he goes to rehab hooray!!!

after rehab something something wilson (who he knew before idk hes not a doctor though) is like. this stem teachers gonna retire in a year or two!!! and house (he wants to spend more time with wilson) speedruns a teaching certification and gets hired!!!!!!!!!

blah blah teachering blah blah gay theyre gay theyre in love blah blah

FUN FACTS!!!

house insists on being called dr. house (many students know and have pointed out his lack of medical license)

house HATES the school admin (yet is department head of science. so is wilson for english. house makes his ducklings do department head work for extra credit)

eric foreman’s grade in house’s class junior year was 234%

foreman is president of clubmed, chase is vice president. chase is not happy about this

kutner is alive and well (rocketry club…. and clubmed)

wilson has a lot of old movie posters in his classroom (house keeps all HIS posters at home)

house and wilson harass admin to get the same lunch and prep periods (when they do not have the same prep periods house will drop into wilson’s classroom unannounced while wilson’s teaching)

yes they do gossip about the students

along with foreman, the rest of the ducklings AND wilson eat lunch in house’s classroom

foreman gets called mini house and he hates it

house takes his classes on frequent field trips often unrelated to course content. they go literally ANYWHERE that isnt school

foreman chase and cameron have all graded papers for house

when foreman and chase graduate they both ask for letters of recommendation from house and he begrudgingly agrees and he never ever shows it to them (OR WILSON) even after it’s been submitted because its the nicest thing he’s ever said ever

house cried at their graduation (so did wilson but he cries every graduation)

wilson got house to play piano for a production. reasons for his success are unknown.

ok yay

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fem hilson in they undies doodle 4 tday

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dude i love how chill and selfless you are 😄 by any chance is your wildest fantasy to be Useful?

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how it feels rn

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really is embarrassing being known for being obsessed with a certain character bc if you start typing ‘arghhh i love Character so much Character is so peak’ it’s like yeah everyone knows. aw look grandma’s going on about her favorite old story again the fifth time this week

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kutnerposting

bonus:

(didn't use an image for this one but this also reminds me of kutner lol)