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scarlet johannson did not spend an entire decade fighting tooth and nail to make natasha into an actual character instead of the sex object writers wanted her to be while also having to endure the most vile, misogynistic questions during press tours for people to now disrespect her legacy because yelena is 'better'. the only reason why that is, is because of everything scarlet went through. natasha singlehandedly paved the way for every other female superhero in the mcu and don't you forget that
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Seb’s really aging like a fine wine huh?
“... I already talked to him and it went poorly.”
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Do it for the meme. http://blinkingguy.com
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American Soldier
Pairing: Captain Syverson x Female!Reader
Prompt: American Solder by Toby Keith
Rating: 18+, a little angsty, a little fluffy, a little smutty. Warnings include: pregnancy, fingering, sex, language.
I intended to post this yeasterday but just didn’t get around to it. So here it is.
“I’m just trying to be a father, Raise a daughter and a son, Be a lover to their mother, Everything to everyone, Up and at them bright and early, I’m all business in my suit, Yeah, I’m dressed for success. From my head down to my boots”
The alarm blared and Sy groaned softly as he rolled over to slap the snooze button. You stirred next to him and rolled towards him. He pulls you into his arms, cradling you against his chest as he nuzzles your neck.
“Morning, Sy,” you whisper, eyes closed as you tilt your head back against the pillows.
“Morning, Bug,” he rumbles, his voice thick with sleep.
“How long do you have?” you whisper, sliding a hand up his hairy chest.
“Long enough to love on you,” he says, softly, stroking his calloused fingers down your side.
You sigh as his fingers drift over your thigh and slips between your thighs.
“Gonna miss this, Bug,” he whispers, stroking your folds with nimble fingers.
You stretch your leg over his thighs, spreading yourself open for your husbands wandering hands. “Gonna miss you too,” you gasp, as he pushes two fingers into you. You rock your hips into his hand and moan softly.
“Gotta be quiet, Bug, don’t wanna wake up the little ones, now.”
You bite your lip and then pull him into a kiss, allowing him to swallow your moans as he strokes you through an orgasm before grabbing your hips and turning his hips so he can slip into you.
He makes a noise deep from the back of his throat and it rumbles across your skin like thunder across the sky during a storm.
Your anxiety tinges your pleasure with bitterness as you cling to Sy’s shoulder as he rocks into you. Your breath mixes as you pant together, foreheads resting against each other as you try to savor your last moment together for a while.
“I love you, Bug,” Sy moans, as he cums deep inside you. He rubs at your clit bringing you over the edge with him.
You pant together and you lift your head to press a kiss to his forehead, “I love you too, Sy, so much.” Your lip trembles as the reality of your situation sets in and Sy rubs your arms.
“Please don’t cry, baby girl.”
“I’m sorry, I’m sorry,” you say, covering your mouth with the back of your hand. “I’m trying to be brave, for you, for the kids. But I’m gonna miss you so much,” you sob, quietly.
He rubs your back and shushes you softly, “I know, I’m gonna miss you too, Bug, but it’s only 6 months. You’ll be so busy with the kids that they’ll fly by and I’ll be back by Christmas.”
You sniffle and tuck your head into his neck, “Last tour?”
“Last tour,” he confirms, “Last time then I’m all yours and you’re gonna begging to get rid of me.”
“Never,” you say, softly.
He chuckles, “We’ll just have to wait and see won’t we?”
You nod as you brush your nose against his scruffy jaw.
The alarm goes off again and Sy groans. “Time to get ready, will you wake the kids for me?”
You nod, kissing him softly before slipping out of bed and pull on a tshirt dress before heading down the hall towards the twins room. Slipping into the you kneel by Jonah’s bed and kiss his head, standing before stroke his hair and moving across the room to do the same to Ezra. “Wake up my sweet boys, it’s time to get up if you wanna say goodbye to daddy.”
Jonah wakes up and rubs his eyes. “He weaves today, Momma?” he asks in a small voice.
You nod, slowly and kiss his head again. Ezra is already out of bed and pulling on his slippers.
“Jonah! Wet’s go!” Ezra says jumping on his brothers bed. Jonah tucks himself into your side and you scoop him up into your arms and kiss his temple.
“Come on, boys, Momma will make you waffles,” you say, as Ezra darts into the kitchen with a whoop.
Jonah rests sleepily against your shoulder as you follow Ezra down the hall.
You’re just plating the boys waffle as Sy emerges from the bedroom in his camo suit. Your breath catches as you catch a glimpse of him freshly buzzed and clean shaven. You swallow back another wave of tears as he comes into the kitchen.
“Morning, boys,” he says, kissing each other their heads as they tear into their breakfast.
“Mornings, dad!” Ezra chirps around a mouthful of his waffle.
“Now, I’ll be back in a few months, while I’m gone you two need to be good for your momma, alright?”
The twins nod at him slowly, eyes big. “Yes, sir.”
Sy smiles, “Good boys, I’ll call you when I can alright.” He says, looking at you with a sad smile.
“We’ll be waiting, Sy,” you reply, slipping into his arms.
He kisses your head and squeezes you softly.
“Want some breakfast?”
He nods, “Yes, ma’am.” He takes a seat at the table as you make him a plate.
2 months later
You waited anxiously for the phone to ring. At 3am, the boys had long since passed out waiting for their dad to call. While you knew they wanted to see them, you knew they were already on their way to being crank little monsters in the morning. The screen lights up and you grab it answering it quickly.
“Hey, darlin’,” Sy says, face appearing in pixelated mess on the little screen.
“Hey, Sy,” you says, softly.
“Where are the boys?” he asks, eyes searching the screen.
“They passed out around midnight, they really wanted to see you but they were getting really cranky,” you say, turning the phone so he can see them sprawled on the couch.
“Fuck, I was hoping to wish them a happy birthday.”
You nod sadly and sy swipes a tired hand over his face.
“Do they hate me for missing their birthdays?” He asks, quietly.
You shake your head, “no, they miss you and I don’t think they quite understand the gravity of what do you do, but they don’t hate you,” you whisper.
“I miss them,” he says, sadness clouding his blue eyes, “I miss you too.”
“I miss you too, so much. Did you get our care package?” you ask, smiling at him.
He nods, beaming at you. “Yes, I did. Thank you, I loved the boys new school pictures they’re growing like weeds. I can’t believe they are in first grade already.
“They are and they look more like you everyday,” you murmur, settling back against the couch. “Seems like just yesterday they were tiny babies.”
He smiles, “When we get home, I promise we’ll try for a girl.”
You smile. “About that,” you say, reaching into your pocket you fish out the test you’d taken early in the week and hold it up for him to see. “I’m pregnant.”
His face is unreadable.
“Say something,” you whisper, chewing at your cheek.
“Have you seen your Ob?” He asks, ever the concerned husband.
You nod.
“That’s great, Bug, did you get a sonogram?”
You nod eagerly and pull out the small picture, holding it up close to the camera.
“Do you know what it is yet?”
You shake you head, “It’s still too early to tell.”
“How far along are you?” he asks, admiring the black and white image.
“2 months,” you murmur, eyes darkening.
“So that means it was that morning?”
You nod, “Yeah it was.”
“Fuck, I’m bummed I’m missing it.”
“I’m taking daily update pictures for you,” you say, softly.
“Thank you, Bug, have you told the boys yet?”
You shake your head, “I want them to hear it from both of us.”
“Good idea,” commotion rises behind him and he groans, “I gotta hi, Bug, kiss the boys for me and tell them I love them. I’ll call again when I can, (y/n/n).”
“Ok, I will, be safe,Sy,” you say, eyes tearing up.
“Love you, Bug,” he says, softly.
“I love you too,” you say, blowing a kiss.
He catches it and tucks it into his tactical vest before the line goes dead.
You sigh and drape a blanket over the boys, before sliding off the couch and padding to your bedroom. You slip into Sy’s side of the bed and pull his pillow close to your face to breath in his lingering scent and then start to cry.
Christmas Eve Eve
The airport was bustling with travelers, Christmas music poured through the speakers as you stood with a few other army wives waiting on their husbands. You rub your bump tenderly as you wait, the twins are practically vibrating with excitement as they wait for their father. Through the sea of camo, he finally emerges and the boys scream “Daddy!” in unison before launching themselves at him.
His beard has grown back and his face is lined with exhaustion but he’s still as handsome as ever. He lights up as he drops his bags to scoop up his boys in a tight hug. Around you people greet their spouses and you can hear happy sobs as Sy catches your eye.
The tears well up as the relief sets in and he sets the boys down. They run towards his bag and tug it on it as he approaches you with a determined stride.
“I missed you so damn much, Bug,” he murmurs, pulling you into a hug.
You cling to him as he holds you, pressing his nose into your neck and breathing in the smell of home. After a moment, He pulls away and steps back to take you in, one hand falling to smooth over your bump.
“Did you find out what it is?” he asks, softly as the boys drag the duffle closer.
You nod, eagerly and shy smile on your face.
“So?” Sy asks, excitement on his face.
“It’s a girl,” you blurt, a tear escaping as he lets out an excited whoop.
“We’re having a girl!” He announces to the rest of the airport as you swipe the happy tears that have escaped.
“Sy, come on, let’s go home,” you say tugging gently on his arm. He turns to you again and presses a kiss to your lips.
“I love you so fuckin much,” he says, cupping your face.
“Daddy said a bad word!” Jonah crows eyes wide in disbelief as Ezra giggles.
You shake your head, “He can put a dollar in the jar when we get home, come on, sweet boys.”
Sy gathers up his little family, shoulders his duffel and shepards them out of the airport. Happy to be home at last.
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Definitely sounds like my fic! I hope you enjoy!
Hi! I was wondering if you knew which fanfic this would be, I’m not sure who wrote it and I’ve been looking for it forever!!
It’s a Syverson fanfic and he meets a younger (college student I think?) there’s a bit of an age gap. It’s her 21st and he calls her bug. It’s overall a cute series, I just cannot remember who wrote it! I can’t remember the plot either, if this sounds familiar please let me know!
Hi Anon,
I didn't know it, so I asked around and @cavillsthighs thinks its Famous Last Words by @its--fandom--darling . Here is their Masterlist as well.
Happy reading!
❤️ Rabbit
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Here is a fun task for your Monday 😆🧚🏻♀️✨Bippity boppity bow chicka wow oww! You’ve been visited by the Shameless Hoe Fairy, and now you must share a thirsty thot about one of your favorite fictional babes. Go on and spread those shameless hoe vibes and your legs 😘❤️
Ok it’s still Monday in some other planet where time moves slowly…
Pairing: Captain Syverson x reader.
Words: 623
Warnings: oral sex, oral sex on Sy’s big shoulders while standing up, big dick energy.
A/N: Blame it on @agniavateira my muse who got me into Sy mood lately. @killjoy-assbutt-1112 yours is coming up next. Not beta’d.
Title: Captain Cunnilingus.
Captain BDE, that’s what the women called him, and if he weren’t all muscle and girth, tattooing the back of your thighs with a dark crest that spelt only one thing: 'Sy was here’.
Your arms flailed helplessly as he hoisted you up and sat you on his mountain-vast shoulders. His breath huffing hot and humid against your dripping mound, labour-coarse hands squeezed at your rear. Afraid that you may fall, you braced your legs around his neck and reached your hands to clutch at your knees.
“Sy!” You emitted with sheer panic.
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So, FYI you guys, sometimes if you go to your favorite writers and flail at them a lot about how much you love their fics with lots of specific examples, they will let you read thousands of words of their unpublished WIPs and you can flail even more. Also sometimes after that you get to be friends, too, and help them come up with ideas. And vice versa! This is pretty much the best thing in the world and it is called fandom.
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This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years.
If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life.
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All of these are by @mattxiv on Instagram.
Here's to all the shockingly single bachelor uncles or the two very close friends who just happened to be girls and are only living together until one of them finds a man (they lived together for forty two years).
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at some point you have to realize that you actually have to read to understand the nuance of anything. we as a society are obsessed with summarization, likely as a result of the speed demanded by capital. from headlines to social media (twitter being especially egregious with the character limit), people take in fragments of knowledge and run with them, twisting their meaning into a kaleidoscope that dilutes the message into nothing. yes, brevity is good, but sometimes the message, even when communicated with utmost brevity, requires a 300 page book. sorry.
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