its-a-me-asmi

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAIDIDIT

Okay so @wispedvellichor says I don't advertise my book enough because everyone is surprised I wrote one (I wrote it in 2021 and got it published in 2022, but under my deadname, which is why I now have the doc as a pdf on my ko-fi shop)

SO THIS IS ME, HAVING MADE COFFEE AND OVERCOME MY SHYNESS, ADVERTISING MY BOOK:

IT HAS BALLET. IT HAS PEOPLE WITH SUPERPOWERS. IT HAS DEMIROMANTICISM AND DEMISEXUALITY AND PARENTAL TRAUMA AND FRIENDSHIP. IT HAS ART AND PAINTING AND MY MOST TERRIFYING LESBIAN CHARACTER CREATED THUS FAR. IT HAS SELF-REALISATION AND IT HAS FEELS AND IT HAS DESCRIPTIONS THAT I AM QUITE PROUD OF.

IF YOU ARE INTERESTED ENOUGH TO BUY IT (IT'S 4 USD), THE KO-FI LINK IS HERE WITH A SUMMARY AND EVERYTHING

IF YOU CAN'T BUY IT RN OR WANT TO KNOW MORE I'LL BE MAKING MORE POSTS ABOUT IT, WHICH I WILL TAG AS #WTTMNO

FEEL FREE TO BLOCK THIS TAG IF YOU DONT WANT TO SEE THOSE POSTS! OR FOLLOW IT IF YOU DO. IDK. TUMBLR THINGS. TIME TO SENSUOUSLY PRESS DOWN ANTOINE DE LA LIBE MY FRENCH PRESS.

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Dammit fine FOR YOU MAEBAE I RECLAIM HIM

Is the hat man just Edward Cullen in disguise watching people sleep

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MMMMMMM MURDER MEN!

Good place still scares me idk why I can't even look at the actors without feeling dread even in other films WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME

Okay why didn't anyone tell me that Carlton Lassiter from Psych was a total babe like MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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This is so lovely omg

I love that I discovered fandom at my age (68). I’m retired after 40+ years of working full time. My kids are grown and my grandkids are young adults. I finally have the time to follow interesting people on sites like this, who broaden my perspectives and stimulate thought. I’ve immersed myself into the world of fan fiction where I’ve discovered extraordinary authors who so generously share their talent and creativity. This is truly a rich and delightful time in my life. I’m so grateful for Good Omens, the show that introduced me to this fandom that means so much to me.

#Never too old for fandom

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@gay-david-tennant liebling look it's my beloathed

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YAYAY THAT SOUNDS AMAZING I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU GO SLAY ILY

RIZZROACH IVE MISSED YOU IM SO SORRY I MISSED YOUR BIRTHDAY HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY HOW'S COLLEGE GOING

I SAW A COCKROACH ON MY TABLE BUT TWASN'T YOU SO I KILLED IT DEAD

HI ASMI. COLLEGE WAS GREAT, IM HOME FOR WINTER BREAK NOW.

MY BIRTHDAY WAS GREAT TOO, MY ROOMIE GOT ME THE ENTIRE G1 TRANSFORMER SERIES ON DVD AND WE GOT ICE CREAM AT AN ACTUAL ICE CREAM PARLOR.

I WAS LIVE ON THE RADIO FOR THE CAMPUS STATION, AND I GOT TO MEET AND WORK WITH A GRAMMY AWARD WINNING SOUND PRODUCER FOR THE MAIN RADIO STATION. IT WAS GREAT :D

I’M THE BETTER ROACH ANYWAYS. 😎

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BOBBIN IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU ILY

You're Perfect

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if I try hard enough I can make everything everyone else's fault except mine and by golly am I gonna try

asmi bestie with all due respect what the fuck prompted you to make another doctor who post?? just why?? i havent even finished the show but your explanations make my head hurt

Oh my husband darling @multidimensional-trashcan (yes Luke I've decided to blame you for this ich liebe dich) was talking to me about it and so when I was bored and watching a guy watch Star Wars for the first time on youtube I was like OH HELL YEAH I MISS TALKING ABOUT THINGS I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT

Don't you love when I talk about things I know nothing about :))) I'm so charmingly accurate

Drink water Raph ily :))))

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love you tooooo please take care of yourself yeah? binge watch shows and do nOT exert yourself

*scuttles off like the deadbeat dad i am*

wise owls of tumblr how do i get rid of the flu

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BUT MY VINDICATION!!!! MY VILLAIN ARC!! I AM FILLED WITH POWER!!!

*strolls into tumblr and falls on my face pretending I haven't been missing for like a month I was out getting the milk hello maggots*

Doctor Who But I've Never Watched It 2.0

For those of you feeling deja vu YES I HAVE MADE POSTS ON DOCTOR WHO BEFORE OKAY but back then I was a young uneducated lad, just a fresh blossom unfucked by tumblr. Now I am surrounded by you lot and by god do y'all love Doctor Who. And I am Educated. My DW virginity is deflowered. All that.

SO HERE WE GO, EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS SHOW I'VE NEVER WATCHED:

The show started in 1963, and then was rebooted in 2005 and the showrunner was... Robert de Neiro? Idk all I know is he gives Pedro Pascal vibes. Like his name. His name is Robert.

There have been 15 Doctors so far. One is a lesbian and it is not Jodie Whittaker, it is actually the 12th doctor.

There's someone called the Master. I don't know what that means, or if it's some kind of BDSM thing, but he has intense sexual tension with the Doctor.

He's also emo and has bleached hair and is kinda babygirl. And is called Missy.

The Doctors all have intense trauma and the 15th Doctor kind of girlbossed it by leaving David Tennant intact when they binary-fissioned.

Donna is a person played by Catherine... Tate? Not Hepburn. And she knows less about Doctor Who than I do. And Donna is in a QPR with the David Doctors (there are two of them).

David Doctor loves Donna very much. And then he kills her. But doesn't kill her. And then they have dinner together with her husband and kid.

The original show had shitty effects. The new show does too, and everyone is happy about this.

Rose is someone the David Doctor is in love with and then she ends up with a human AU of him and he leaves and the fans are very divided and passionate about this.

The human AU is called Tentoo because y'all hate using W's. What the fuck is Tentoo. What is Nuwho. Why isn't it New and Two. Help me.

THERE IS SOMETHING CALLED THE TARDIS, IT IS BIGGER ON THE INSIDE, I HAVE HAD WEIRD DREAMS WHERE IT WAS A FUCKING AUTO-RICKSHAW WITH RIBBONS FOR SEATBELTS, AND IT IS BLUE AND NOT YELLOW BUT IT WAS YELLOW IN MY DREAM. Because of a Drarry fanfic that I misread.

The 15th doctor dances homoerotically with someone during the French Revolution.

The 9th doctor kinda vibes with like his head jiggling idk I've only seen one gif of him.

The 13th doctor keeps forgetting she's in a woman's body.

It is all very gay.

David Tennant's arms are too long.

The sexiest person is a head.

The Meep's pronouns are Meep. Meep is not friend. IF NOT FRIEND THEN WHY FRIEND SHAPED??????

A buttcheek skin talks or something yeah this is all I got.

have at it y'all @robinprinceofchaos @multidimensional-trashcan @wispedvellichor @queermarzipan thanks for the second hand brainrot

*sneaks away under the cover of night* i was never here

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ALSO TAKE PARACETAMOL FOR THE FEVER AND HEADACHE IF YOUR BODY IS FINE WITH THAT

wise owls of tumblr how do i get rid of the flu

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billsie my child drink warm fluids eat food and REST OKAY I LOVE YOU

wise owls of tumblr how do i get rid of the flu

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I love you so much bobbin you're so precious and you're one of my best friends and you're the best nephew in the world and every time I see Doctor Who mentioned I'm reminded of you <3

HERE TO TELL YOU I LOVE YOU AND MISS YOU

mmthank you

this actually really helped/gen

love you asmi /platonic 🫶

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Hehe I'm good at scrapbooking and talking to dogs and giving good hypocritical advice

@aroaceblackhole @arkytiorlecter @howmanyholesinswisscheese

Fuck self modesty! Tell me something you know you're great at! I'll start. I'm a great cook.

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The Olympics are as weird as me I kin the Paris Olympics

Words can't express my love for the ao3 writers

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uwu

You know what? Fuck it. Here's one of those self-care posts(if the maggots see this I am screwed).

5 notes and eat my full lunch unless I'm genuinely not hungry every day for camp

10 notes and I'll keep a water glass/bottle in reach while I'm in bed

50 notes and I'll start to wear my headphones on the bus when it's too loud(I don't know why I don't already, it just feels like so much effort)

150 notes and I'll communicate my needs/feelings clearly in the two situations I really need to (booooo)(haven't done it yet but I will)

500 notes, and I'll start taking actual binder breaks/trying to be better at wearing a binder

1000 notes and I'll look for a therapist

1500 notes and I'll write and show to my parents my reasoning for needing testosterone

Uhhhhhh go wild I guess.

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YES DONEEEEE

You know what? Fuck it. Here's one of those self-care posts(if the maggots see this I am screwed).

5 notes and eat my full lunch unless I'm genuinely not hungry every day for camp

10 notes and I'll keep a water glass/bottle in reach while I'm in bed

50 notes and I'll start to wear my headphones on the bus when it's too loud(I don't know why I don't already, it just feels like so much effort)

150 notes and I'll communicate my needs/feelings clearly in the two situations I really need to (booooo)(haven't done it yet but I will)

500 notes, and I'll start taking actual binder breaks/trying to be better at wearing a binder

1000 notes and I'll look for a therapist

1500 notes and I'll write and show to my parents my reasoning for needing testosterone

Uhhhhhh go wild I guess.