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fanfic writing culture isn’t “oh dang! I wanted to write about this prompt with this character but someone else already wrote it, so now I can’t”.

fanfic writing culture is always “two cakes is better than one. the more the merrier. there can ever be enough fics of this character with this prompt!”

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The pastoralist fantasy of "modern life is too stressful so I should move to a remote area and do hard labor" is so funny

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Ao3 is being scraped by ai for training again and I think it is my duty to flood it with as many raunchy smut fics including as many relevant individuals that often have ai slop written about them as possible to fuck with em. Really release as many rats onto the ship as possible before it sinks you know?

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people who write their fics directly onto archive of our own site do not fear death by the way

in all seriousness, please always keep backups of your works, write them somewhere else (google doc is a good choice) then copy and paste onto ao3 when you're done, because ao3 itself does not automatically save your works for you, meaning you can lose all of your progress

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it’s the “date of birth: 1303 BC” for me...

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We know that Facebook is brainscorching your parents and tiktok is brainscorching your cousins, but some of you refuse to admit that you got your brain scorched here. However unlike those sites there isn't an algorithm here you just make bad choices.

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this is the representation nepo babies deserve

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Heads up, folks: If you get a mean comment from a guest account trashing your story and mentioning AI (ChatGPT, Sudo, Holo, etc.), it's a bot comment.

There's a new wave, and the comments are pretty varied and hurtful, but they're bots. Don't delete or report—mark as spam instead.

Examples I've seen:

Is this supposed to be a story or an AI experiment gone wrong?

Did you even glance at ChatGPT's output before slapping it on the page?

NovelAI's stories are like fast food: cheap, unsatisfying, and ultimately forgettable.

Another day, another bland, uninspired fanfiction courtesy of Sudowrite AI.

HoloAI could write a better story on sleep mode.

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The Pope, desperate to avoid ever interacting with JD Vance again, went to the one place the Vice President couldn't follow: heaven.

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they should invent a me who is not exhausted by simply being alive

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its all 'be gay do crime' until a black person starts making allusions to drugs or sex or god forbid VIOLENCE and then it turns out nobody can handle anything more hardcore than downloading illegal torrents of hamilton

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I think people misunderstand "x fell first, x fell harder " trope because it's not about like the one who fell harder loves the other person harder. It's just that the one who fell first falls in a graceful way, one step at the time, maybe gradually over a span of time. The one who fell harder smashes trough the air, there's blood everywhere, everything is fine-

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