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Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible
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I could NOT be in feudal Japan. Here are some reasons why
I wasn’t born then.
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its-arson-time · 2 hours
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crazy that you can say "i think telling anyone to kill themselves is bad, even people you hate" or "i think doxxing people is bad, even people you hate" and thats a hot take somehow
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"you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me"
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its-arson-time · 3 hours
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WOAH just saw spiderman eating pizza on a roof
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its-arson-time · 5 hours
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No, Mr. Horse, don’t worry, I certainly don’t have a Plinko down here! What I do have is this lovely cask of wine, specifically for horses, Amontillado in fact! Exquisite vintage.
I know you’re not supposed to be in this hospital, but if you’ll just follow me down this corridor—no, that’s not blood on the floor, it’s color theory, I’ll explain it later—I can bring you to this cask of wine that is certainly NOT a plinko machine—
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he is just so :(
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its-arson-time · 6 hours
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Unmute !
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its-arson-time · 6 hours
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PH MY GOSH GUYS WHO WANTS TO SEE MY FAVOURITE PHOTO IVE TAKEN!!!
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its-arson-time · 6 hours
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I genuinely believe that some people could encounter a button that says “if you push this button everyone in the world has the opportunity to live a better life and your life remains exactly the same” and they would not push it.
They’d be like “well that button’s not fair to me, though,” even though there’s literally no other buttons around and nothing newly bad would happen to them if the button was pushed.
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