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[its-barbieklaus]

If you want to take your anger out about losing your wife, go punch a fucking tree or slaughter the whole town if you will. I know what it's like to lose someone you love. I know what your going through asshole. So do us both a favor and pull that stick out your ass. 

Why did I come here?

I said one more time, Rebekah. Do not fucking push me. She was my wife. The mother to my boy. So do me a favor and do not fucking mention her. I barely even let Alejandro mention her name so I don’t give a shit if you were a friend or a sister — you’re right i lost more so do not bring her up. Then learn when to shut the fuck up. You now know where my buttons are, press them again and I won’t be so kind.

[its-barbieklaus]

Yeah, well he was after all my birthday present, and I promised to take care of him and not name him after you. Sadly Archer is the only thing I have that I wanted, I can't seem to have anything else because it gets taken away from me, or leaves. You make it seem like you know what was written in them. Maybe, but I never got to say goodbye the second time around. I went to your house and it was empty, looked around town and there was no sign or trace of you. I'm here because Kol told me to come here, that I would be safe. And  yes, I did listen to him, as stubborn as I am, I can't afford to lose Kol over of my insisting and want to help ways. What can I say, I grew up just a little. 

Why did I come here?

[its-barbieklaus]

Sookie should have kept you on a leash, didn't she tell you it's not good to put your hands on a women. She was my friend, don't you think I feel sad about her departing this hell? I'm sure you feel worst, I mean wasn't she your wife or something? Now now, keep those fangs to yourself, I don't need you to infect me with rabies. 

Why did I come here?

Bring up my son or Sookie up one more time — I dare you Rebekah. I will gladly give you the bite right now. I would just tell Alejandro that your Christmas present came early.

[its-barbieklaus]

I think we can all agree there is nothing to savage when it comes down to Esther. That bitch always has a way to screw us all. But I agree, hopefully he will come around soon. Once she is dead that's just one pain in the ass we will be rid of. I'm sure he probably is still texting your old number, he might not even know your here. I'll be sure to give him a call and let him know. 

Why did I come here?

I know Kol — that’s who I know and I am sure Kol is still trying to savage whatever family he thinks he has — had. Whatever. I think he should just kill her and walk away. That would make sense. Guess everyone just didn’t see Esther has a huge threat till it was too late. Well I haven’t talked to him in ten years — wow an entire decade so I wouldn’t even know what to tell you. Not like he calls me but then again I never did leave a number. 

[its-barbieklaus]

Yeah I wonder what that could be. Your an idiot, Adolph. Shouldn't you be with your son, how is he holding up without his momma?

Why did I come here?

You move — forget it. Well there is something that just keeps making you come back for more. Maybe you should check into a shrink and ask him or her why that is. Don’t you have to fly away from here? Maybe into a cave and never to be found again?

[its-barbieklaus]

And hows that working for you? I'd be lying if I said it hurt my feelings, that's if I have any anymore. Archer was the only thing I had that reminded me of you. It's sad he's the only pup in my life right now. Please don't, if I hear anything about Zak I might just cry a puddle beneath us. I haven't received any of his letters so i'm sure it's still with him. But now that you mention it curiosity is killing me to know what's in them, but it's been ten years. Its time to let go. The two of you ran off into the sunset. Never to be heard of again. At the end of the day I was with the one person I belong with..Kol.

Why did I come here?

[its-barbieklaus]

If I wanted to be in Mystic then I would still be there, besides i'm here for other reasons. Why are you even here? 

Why did I come here?

       If that is how you are going to look at things then why don’t you just make your way back to Mystic? 

[its-barbieklaus]

Ten years Alex, ten god damn years and nothing. You were not just a friend but like my brother. Ugh, I hate you. If you weren't making that stupid face right now me and Archer would just jump you and leave you for dead. 

Asshole. 

Why did I come here?

[its-barbieklaus]

Rather talk to a mutt then majority of the people around here. This dog is the closest thing I have to Alejandro. 

Why did I come here?

        Do you always talk to mutts? I thought that was just reserved for Alejandro?

[its-barbieklaus]

I'm mad with you Ghost of Alejandro. No calls, no text, no visits. I come here and boom your haunting me already. I'm not sure if i'm ready to cry and hug you and tell you how much I miss the living hell out of you. Nope. So not ready to have my mascara run down my face. 

Why did I come here?

[its-barbieklaus]

You got me, I surrender. Whats amazing with throw a ball into a net? A big ugly looking ball. 

Yes it would. You can't ignore the facts, Messi and Ronaldo hate each other. Besides Ronaldo is a much better player then Messi, and hearing shit like that, makes him strive and play more hard on the field. I saw pictures of him promo-ing his new shirt and I kinda had to jump into a ice bath. Man is practically too hot for one person. All children are, when do I get to meet this Maisie of yours? I envy you Christal, it must be nice to experience the motherly side of oneself. 

I was always a soccer player

  — old fashioned? old enough to not know what a basketball is?

Would it really be that bad? Come on they could be in the same team. Just not getting used to this whole being a mother thing you know? I love it. I do and I love Maisie she is the best thing to have happen to me but there is so much and for a 9 year old she is a handful. 

[its-barbieklaus]

I'm not the one that started to play handies here. There is something with you Adolph man that loves to irritate me. Don't you have better things to do? Like bury a bone or something? 

Why did I come here?

Just turn it a bit left and you got it. Then don’t get so near to me. That was pure sarcasm — you’re slacking. 

[its-barbieklaus]

We did but as you know, our mother is tricky and clever. She's probably body jumping into someone else right now. Sometimes I wish Mikael wasn't to focused on killing me and me brothers, but would rather help us kill Esther. That he is, you know him. Apparently this is why he sent me here, so Esther couldn't hurt me. Batman always is working overtime. 

Why did I come here?

I just was operating under the assumption that you guys would be able to get rid of the problem. Well then maybe Kol is doing something to keep your mother far away from here.

[its-barbieklaus]

Look at you jumping to assumptions thinking that i'm not here to do what i'm here to do. Well your lucky, i'm here because of Kol, so I rather you keep that bloody trap of yours shut. I'm not surprised you think so lowly of us Mikaelson's, just so you know we think the same way about all you Clarks. But how about you shove that book where the sun doesn't shine? Now if you excuse my I have things to do, we are done here. 

Why did I come here?

Pity? You really haven’t learned anything have you? If you had better things to do then you would be doing them. The only brother I fear of yours is Kol. Klaus and Elijah are never around whenever you get into shit. You Mikaelson’s don’t know who to respect. Oh you are? Guess what? So am I. I know right? Mind blowing. Do you want me to fetch you a history book?

[its-barbieklaus]

One, don't you ever put your hands on me Adolph. Two, how nice for you and Alex to finally be on the same page

Why did I come here?

I go wherever Alejandro goes — Barbie. When will you get that through your thick skull?