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BOOB FACTS

Lopsided boobs are completely natural! in other words the left boob isn't always the same size as the right boob, this is completely normal and you are beautiful

that's actually the only boob fact I have so far I'm trans sorry I'm new to this

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Have you considered that maybe it's just the fact that you're that unappealing?

Valentine’s Day is a lie made up by parasites to convince you that presenting women with large samples of home-engineered flora is a good idea

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Out of Touch

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Out of Touch

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GOD I hate women

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Yes?? Ryan can read??

“Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow”

We get it Andrew, you like sweaty men. Please have ONE person proofread your new introduction tape before sending it out

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I fail to see the problem with sweaty men. Besides, it's an ALLEGORY. Read a book sometime.

“Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow”

We get it Andrew, you like sweaty men. Please have ONE person proofread your new introduction tape before sending it out

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COUNT YOUR DAYS

Congrats to the happy couple. I guess.

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Delete this.

Congrats to the happy couple. I guess.

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Gold

I have been chosen.

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The r ats

I have been chosen.

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I have been chosen.

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Happy Out of Touch Thursday 

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I'm not.

There's still chemicals in the water. Fix this, Langford.

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There's still chemicals in the water. Fix this, Langford.

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Why is my teacher in that photograph.

Langford is putting chemicals in the water to turn the plants gay.

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Depends on the kind of nuts.

Langford is putting chemicals in the water to turn the plants gay.