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James: I'm gonna fill the Slytherin common room with rubber ducks!

Remus: No, you are not

James: Aww, Rem, come on, you're no fu-

Remus: You are going to fill the Slytherin common room with REAL ducks. And geese. Maybe some chickens, too

James: ...Okay!

Sirius: This is why I love you

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"It was Sirius."

James voice echoed in his head like the toll of a bell, denial attempting to swat the sound away

James' face and voice were sincere, but-

It had to be some kind of joke, a mistake, he couldn't have...

"Remus...he told me himself"

His best friend

His partner

Had just destroyed him...them...everything

For a prank

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Lit. Characters from A to Z : H  ⟶ Harry Potter (Harry Potter)

The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well.

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you know, after i drew durmstrang!malfoy au, it was inevitable that i do beauxbatons one too

*** “i just realized this, but you look a lot like my next boyfriend” 

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happy pride month to bicon harry james potter

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I know there’s a lot of talk about when Harry and Draco’s awakenings were, but why does nobody ever talk about Ginny’s?

Or is it because we all know it was at the Quidditch World Cup when the Veela started singing and she started laughing at her brothers and Harry all doing stupid things to attract the Veelas attention before realising that she too was climbing over the railing?

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Terrifying

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headline: jkr tweets…

hp fandom:

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i will never forget the Harley Quinn cosplayer that sat behind me during an O.W.Ls exam at a con and singlehandedly wiped the floor of everyone else with her HP trivia knowledge giving Slytherin house a ton of points. at the very end of the panel she leaned forward to me and silently whispered “i work as a guide at Harry Potter World at Universal” with the most evil grin on her face. what a Slytherin thing to do. well played, Harley Quinn of my dreams. well played.

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“ We’ll be late Potter-”

☆  I just wanted to draw Harry & Draco bickering in the skies  // Also this took forever to draw and animate *(*´∀｀*)☆ More of my Harry Potter Art HERE ☆ 

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Remus: I’m not getting into any more stupid arguments with you.

Sirius: Earth is not a planet.

Remus: HOW THE FUCK EARTH IS NOT A PLANET?

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ginny: can i ask you something?

fred: you just did

ginny: bat-bogey hex

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one of the funniest things about harry potter is how jkr accidentally made harry incredibly bisexual. she forgot that the average straight teenager does not have an inner monologue about how attractive his opponents, friends, and godparents are. and thus we were blessed with bi harry.

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hp characters as john mulaney pics because why the fuck not

Harry Potter

Ron Weasley

Hermione Granger

Neville Longbottom

Draco Malfoy 

Ginny Weasley

Fred and George Weasley

James Potter

Lily Evans

Sirius Black

Remus Lupin

Peter Pettigrew

Dorcas Meadowes

Marlene McKinnon

Severus Snape

Mad-Eye Moody

Minerva McGonagall

Albus Dumbledore

Voldemort

Us @ JKR

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this just in from jkr: harry potter IS for sane people who believe in science. delusional ppl can have idk some stupid series

this is so fucking funny. this is so fucking funny. the magic children’s book series about a boy wizard is for SANE people who believe in SCIENCE

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Harry stop being a beg and do your homework

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Drarry sketches while listening to ‘turn’