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happy april fools. please take this egg

hahahahahha………………..

youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st

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You’re right Amelia, I hate him.

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Thanks to you and also @einhornaufzuchtstation (in which I ended up using theirs) here we have Amelia but her hair makes sense, with a bonus ear!

Can someone send me a screenshot of the bedroom pic without Amelia or text in it? I’m making her hair make sense rn

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Can you imagine though? This highly respected guy bringing this girl outta nowhere and intoducing her as “Lizard” XD

A guide on how to make Klaus look crazy, other than him popping up everywhere

We get it, you’re popular

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Can someone send me a screenshot of the bedroom pic without Amelia or text in it? I’m making her hair make sense rn

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Arm is fixed!

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So what you’re saying is that Lizard is gonna trip into her face, right? That’s what happens when you’re not used to stilettos and suddenly wear them. Also why stilettos? Kitten heels would make more sense, this ain’t a night club (I’d assume)

Anyway I kinda wanna draw this out now that I have time to do things

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“Almost”?? Have you met Lizard? She is stupidly kind! Or maybe just stupid....

Shes just stupid

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I don’t think you understand how much I wish I could just up and ditch you

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Without a license you’re not a Vet, you’re just someone with more animal knowledge than the average person.

Like for instance: the Kittenlady on YouTube, she knows and teaches A LOT about how to care for all sorts of things about cats, but she’s not a Vet. She doesn’t claim to be one either.

Now Vet Ranch on YouTube, they are actual licensed Vets that do volunteer work for animals (mostly dogs and cats) on death row at government run shelters to get the animals adopted.

(Also should mention that “kill shelters” are government run and literally cannot turn away any animal that they are given. Kittenlady did a video about them with better detail, go watch it)

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Isn’t practicing without a license/claiming to be a doctor (without being one) illegal no matter where you are?

Also wasn’t it Alfonse telling people not to call him a doctor earlier on in this chapter?

This route is a mess

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?????????????

Is it supposed to be written as if they have no idea what being sanitary is or was this just translated wrong?

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Today in: how not to write children, we have this. This is something a “concerned” (nosy) parent/aunt/grandparent tells you, not a child.

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Can we talk about Amelia’s hair? Is it a wig? Does she live with it styled like this forever in fear that if she took out the ponytail she would never get all the right length of hair back into it properly?

This is why you don’t let your kids cut their own hair

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NO LIZARD

NOOOOOOOOOO

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You can have him

A jerk

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I’m gonna need a hell of a bribe, also WHY CANT I ESCAPE YOU