its-justanegg
its-justanegg
Just An Egg
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What's up, losers! I'm bi, my pronouns are she/her, I’m a minor, and I'm really strange (that covers all the highlights). I'm pretty nerdy (I like books, school, musicals, kid shows, and that shit). I make stupid, but relatable, jokes. I think I would die without my daily dosage of puns. I have ADHD and social anxiety, so please try and be nice to me (I understand if you're not though, I am a bastard, asshole a lot of the time)
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its-justanegg · 5 years ago
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Fun fact: According to Greek legend there was a famous prostitute who managed to avoid a death sentence by showing the judges her boobs and arguing that it would be a crime against the Gods to destroy something so beautiful. 
Before you ask, yes there are paintings of this. And yes, they’re amazing.
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its-justanegg · 5 years ago
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Texas State Legislature is considering passing a law that would mandate teachers to out young gay kids to their parents
At first glance, this new bill proposed by Texas Sen. Konni Burton seems harmless. Do a little digging, however, and its intention is crystal clear: The bill would require teachers to out LGBTQ students to their parents. The public knows this because Burton said as much herself.
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its-justanegg · 5 years ago
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aah shit here we go again
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its-justanegg · 5 years ago
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AVATAR FUNFACTS 3
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its-justanegg · 5 years ago
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Now that it's confirmed the upcoming season 5 will be the final season can we talk about these posters? They're fucking beautiful. This season is going to be an amazing sendoff for such a great show and I knew this was coming but I'm still going to miss it so much. :(
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its-justanegg · 5 years ago
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Noelle????
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its-justanegg · 5 years ago
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1. catras going to catch her. i know this
2. TWO MORE TIMES?? adora 😔
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its-justanegg · 5 years ago
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MAY 15, everyone! Get ready!! :D
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its-justanegg · 5 years ago
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Sometimes the help you need isn’t the help you want. Call 1-800-273-8255 if you’re thinking of suicide.
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its-justanegg · 5 years ago
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its-justanegg · 5 years ago
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men trying tell me that oversexualized captain marvel with all her organs in her boobs and a waist tinier than her hand is better than captain marvel in fearless drawn by a wlw. this is the difference between male gaze and female gaze. fearless!captain marvel is hot and confident, she doesn't have to appeal to male gaze. imagine drawing a female character without sexualizing her. men can't relate.
anyway carol danvers looks freaking sexc in fearless.
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its-justanegg · 5 years ago
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Brie Larson // Tessa Thompson
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its-justanegg · 5 years ago
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That moment when you realize all of your childhood friends turned out gay
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its-justanegg · 5 years ago
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its-justanegg · 5 years ago
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“Are you mad?”
“No.”
“So sharpening knives at 2am is just a hobby?”
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its-justanegg · 5 years ago
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its-justanegg · 5 years ago
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and let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact that michelangelo had probably never seen a girl naked and when he want to sculpt or paint them his mentality seems to be “wow, everyone likes women….they must be like…..buff dudes. i love buff dudes. women are buff dudes but with little chest lumps and no wiener”
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“nailed it.”
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