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Either way, it’s nice to see your chiseled body again. How was the good ol’ west coast without me? 

Nary a sassy retort from me. I missed you oodles, Macattack.

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Aw, Lancelot...I missed your comebacks most of all. 

Right, missed you tons.

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Don’t worry, CBU. I’m sure you missed me!

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Such faith....

It better be. I’d rat you out in a second if that wasn’t part of the plan.

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I’d have a game plan already if I were to kill someone. Running away with you is definitely part of that plan. 

This file covers ridiculous ‘Macie is the only one this will ever possibly happen to’ events, not actual felonies. I mean if you kill someone I kinda can’t cover you for that. I think you’d have a good reason and I’d have the getaway car ready for you.

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Well you’re already too late for that one. Been there, done that. Don’t recommend it. 

Okay, you can go ahead and give it a shot but should things go south I’ll just pull a paper out of my ‘this is why mac shouldn’t go to jail’ file to read at your court hearing.

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But if he’s agreed to Macie touching, its an all inclusive package and definitely worth the positive enforcement. 

Yes, but there’s normal touching and then there’s Macie touching. They’re two completely different things.

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We’re operating under the impression I couldn’t get him to agree to let me touch. I’m very convincing. 

So you’re fine sacrificing being close enough to look whenever you want to touch just once?

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Sometimes great sacrifices have to be made. 

Is science worth a restraining order?

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It’s for science!

I don’t care how hot he is, that doesn’t mean you can follow him around for the opportune moment to physically check how tight his ass is.

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Okay but he’s really hot though.

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Macie didn’t know why but hearing Mel laugh relaxed her a bit. She knew that something was off with her best friend but also didn’t want to push her. Watching from a distance was her best tactic for the moment. “Fuck who are we kidding, I’m horrible. Definitely not an adult. Why am I even trying to be a teacher?” She thought over Mel’s plan. “That is doable. But after school we need to live together. No boys. Just us because we’re fucktastic.” 

Call Me Maybe | Mel & Mac

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Shenae photographed by Elias Tahan for Galore Magazine

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