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mom: i love you (:
me: Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.
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Roxy Paine
Large Soap, 1993 840 bars of soap encased in resin 60.25 x 84.25 in (H x W)
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Men think it’s ruder for a woman to say “don’t interrupt me” than it is for them to interrupt her in the first place
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Character on tv show: *gets ribbed for not having sex*
Me, knowing that this will be treated as a character flaw and they will inevitably be in a sex scene to show “character development”:

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Chillin’ at Poseidon’s cabin 💙🌟 the line-art of this drawing was actually a contribution for the Percy Jackson coloring book, an awesome project in which lots of artists participated on Tumblr (you can download the PDF on the project’s blog on tumblr✨)
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