My psych said I should write a diary about how I feel about stuff, so for everyone's enjoyment I present my regrettis and spaghettis HW: 440lbs/220kg CW: 258lbs/117kg GW: 220lbs/100kg UGW: 140lbs/70kg
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Turned Caleb into Fulgur…
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Logs into Twitter/X
Immediately sees video of man stabbing someone to death
...that's enough internet for today...
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You just know Sylus and Caleb are fucking cockfighting constantly, trying to be the one to make you get off the most out of any of the others
“I’m fine with sharing as long as I am number one” kind of feeling, but internally they don’t want to share because MINEMINEMINEMINE like a damn seagull goes through them when they look at you
Xavier: my hungry and sleepy child who I can't leave alone near an oven
Rafayel: my codependent baby who will cry if I go to the bathroom for a minute and not hold his hand
Zayne: my rich doctor husband who I love more than life itself spank me daddy
Sylus: baby daddy side piece material idgaf I will die on this fucking hill
Caleb: MIA if found pls return to [REDACTED ADDRESS] because I really miss him despite only knowing him for like 5 minutes
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[about to give you head] [doesn't know how to talk dirty at all] umm the huge cock store called they said they want this back
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Foreplay isn't "let me get you wet enough to stick it in you", it's "let me get you so worked up and horny you're practically begging me to stick it in". Big. Big. Difference.
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Australian here:
Chips, Chips, Scones
Biscuits, Soda (this gets me shit from other Aussies because everyone else calls it fizzy drink), Lollies
Ciggies, Beanie, Fairy Floss
i'm conducting an experiment. everyone who's from an english speaking country state your country, regional area and what you call the following images. i need to see something









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This is just Sylus and MC in his dragon myth jfc
good god.
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