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Also while I’m talking about brain stuff who else does this to hold onto a phone number someone rattled off too fast

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complimented a cashier on her turtle pin this morning and she said "oh thanks, I am a little bit of a Turtle Person" with the carefully contained energy of Cookie Monster telling you he's mildly fond of chocolate chips
I hope she and the multiple tons of turtle merch she definitely has at home are having a wonderful day
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... How many followers am I inevitably going to lose by posting something that isn't Lupin fanart?
Anyway. Hi Fairies fans.
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Ancient Sea Creature Diorama - Anomalocaris (Cambrian Period).
古代海洋生物ジオラマ - アノマロカリス (カンブリア紀)。

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You died! Choose your next reincarnation.
Remember, amount of karma farmed during lifetime will vary depending on chosen form.
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I give it three months tops before a data breach leads to a public figure in the UK being outed for visiting niche porn sites because they uploaded their ID in order to access it and the site's data security is absolute dogshit
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I remmeber there was an arc in X-Men Evolution when all of the teen mutants got outed. Jean Grey was on the school basketball team for years, but as soon as her teammates found out she was a mutant, every time she made a shot during practice they accused her of using her powers to cheat. She eventually just had to quit the team to avoid harassment. Which could be an allegory for nothing.
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it's just me and my horrible reputation (friend sent it to me)
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I could never own a parrot. They are splendid and delightful joyful creatures but I could not match their fucking whimsy. If I woke up at 4:45 am on a tuesday to the sound of some gleeful feather-cloaked varmint doing aerial somersaults all over the house while singing the world's most high-pitched whistle nightcore one-man a capella cover of Funkytown, I'd eat it.
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Wisptober Day 14: Layers
“A young woman cloaked in layers upon layers of colourful shawls wanders the empty streets of an emptier city. She dances nimbly through the odd spires sprouting from the pavement and hums a sort of hissing tune.”
ALMOST CAUGHT UP! Going to post todays one in a few hours.:)
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what's up with writers makign their troublemaker characters grow up to be cops instead of like. social workers
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it's crazy that sexism can even affect animals. the way people assume all dogs are boys. the simultaneous way people will get genuinely really mad if you dare mistake their pretty princess for a boy despite the fact all german shepherds look the same. the refusal to buy pink toys and accessories for male pets. i recently met someone who insisted they never adopt girl cats because they're always meaner than boy cats. i feel like im losing my mind. they're literally cats.
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