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Bruno x Male Love Interest

Soooo.... I saw Encanto and... I want to write my headcannons of Bruno dating a guy.

ENJOY!!

Non sexual 

At first Bruno doesn’t really believe ML likes him, so used to be rejected and shunned, beside he is super stressed and trying to adapt to his new? old? life

He sees him mostly as a friend or at least someone who is friendly and he is comfortable to be around outside of his family.

Mirabel is the one to gently push them together, giving Bruno the strenght to ask him

When he says he likes him Bruno gets really overwhelmed because he had been feeling like nuisance and a bother for so long that having one person who might love him is too much at first.

Their relationship is very sweet and slow, taking things on day at time.

ML always makes sure to tell him he is not mad at him and confirm the positive thing he feels for Bruno

lots of pecks and soft kisses

Lots of sharing clothes too, specially Bruno who feels safe wearing ML shirts under his Poncho.

The rats love ML even if he is a little grossed out by them. They love that their master and friend is happy.

Everyone in the family loves ML but will give him the shovel talk at some point, specially Agustin and Felix. Bruno is their baby brother now.

ML started to hate Abuela for making Bruno feel like crap but it has turned into indiference. He has openly tell her that maybe Bruno had forgiven her but he never will and don’t she ever dare to mistreat him again

ML family was against at first, 1)because he was a guy and 2) HE IS BRUNO!! THE GUY BRINGS BAD LUCK. But after some fighting and seeing how that small man is open to put his beloved happiness first they started to warm up to him

Lots of cuddling and soft touches

God both are so cheesy *goals* 

Bruno takes ML’s last name and both decide to build their own casita. He loves their family but the Madrigal name has left him with too many scars to continue with the tradition. He prefers to start fresh and become the home outside home for not only his newphies and nieces but for the kids of the town who might feel like freaks sometimes.

The wedding is beautiful and everybody colaborates. Julieta cooks, Isabella decorates, Luisa sets up the things and Antonio takes care of the rats

two words: SMALL TUXS

At some point Pepa starts crying and it rains but Bruno only laugh and starts crying himself

Abuela gives Bruno something of his dad and tells him how proud she is

Sexual 

Their home had been sound proofed so Dolores doesn’t gets scarred for life

Bruno is a bottom. point blank.

PRAISE KINK MY PEOPLE

and a little of hummiliation 

He likes to be held down and manhadled

Stouch starved ftw

A bit of Dom/Sub things going on

Bruno just like to he lifted and smotherd with kisses

Maybe he is just looking for something and suddenly he is cornered and kissed.

He loves it

“It won’t fit” BF x “yes, it will” BF

Lots of hickies and bruises

ML never, and i mean NEVER, tought he would get turned on seeing his partner beg and cry...

He would totally finger Bruno until he is a blubering mess and then more

They have soft love making too

It can be very slow and and soft or Bruno can end up crying and ML telling him hw wonderful he is and how much he loves him

ML was worried the first time Bruno asked to suck him... he was in for a ride

The bastard can do wicked things with that tongue of his

The first time he took him to the root he almost passed out

Bruno would like to wake him up with a BJ but the bed is too comfy and his BF so warm

He had to ask the rats not to tell anything to Antonio after a funny incident at a family dinner.

His sisters teased him FOR MONTHS

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Could it be Penny/Trans!Quentin/Elliot? DP please? ;)

HELL YEAH!!

For Quentin being in a relationship with this two is highly stressing because he doesn’t know what to do half of the time and the other he doesn’t want to dissapoint them or them being disgusted by him. The guys easily catch this and try to make him feel better, even if it’s is hard for them too since Penny has trust issues and had a rough start with Q and Elliot is new in this of having a stable, healthy relationship that implies to get emotionally bonded.

They tell Q he is beautiful and they love him in their own way. Penny usually holds him and bonds their minds to show him how much he loves him, how happy he is to be with him, how he sees him and that he will be there to help him overcome his demons.Elliot trust him with things he have never told to anybody, not all of them are serious, some of them are silly or wacky. He will reasure him he is a boy in his eyes and he is still hella gay and that he will fight anybody who says otherwise(wich he and Penny did, the guy had to stay hospitalized for two weeks)

When they started dating Quentin didn’t have his top surgery.

At first Q didn’t let them see him without a T-shirt on, his chest was a forbidden zone. It gret deal of aceptance, crying and support for hhim to be able to stay bare chest in front of them. Elliot loves to tease his nipples, they are darker than he had expected. They most often than not have to remind Q tto take off his binder. If he isn’t haaving a good day he will take one of his boyfriends Hoodies/Big Sweaters and drown in it.

Rimming was something Q was super ashamed to admit he liked until Elliot made him sit on his face.

He didn’t had vaginal sex either and panicked if they accidentally touched there.

They helped him to be more at ease with it, learning to finger him and eat him until he almost faint, Penny is especially good on eating Q out, he can eat Q out at any moment of the day and leave him with wovy legs.Quentin started to use dildos on his own, until he got more comfortable. Unitl this day both get extreamlly horny at the idea of stuffing Q with a dildo.

They talked a lot before actually trying the DP, being extremly nerveus. Quentin felt he was going to explode, he had a lot of orgasms until he blacked out for a few moments. Both guided him while they tryed to hold back the need of slam inside. They started with Elliot on the back and Penny eased slowly himself in. It was a religious experience.

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May i have some Yugioh Gx nasty? Like Jaden/johan and Bastion/Chazz? like in ABO? Thanks!

Right in thechildhood!

Where do istart? *rubs hands evily*

First of alllet’s start with the dynamics, as we know there are three dynamics mostly used,Alpha, Beta and Omega but since Yu Gi Oh is setted in a near future we can playwith the mixing between these three, establishing a dominant dynamic withtraces of a less strong one.

For example:Jaden and Bastion are Omega and Alpha respectively but since they come fromBeta parents they aren’t as “full bloom” or “scent strong” as Alphas or Omegas thatcame  frome Alpha - Omega / Alpha - Alpharelationships.

Jesse(Johan) x Jaden (Judai) (sorry i know them as Jesse and Jaden since I’m fromlatin america) :

Jesse is anAlpha, that comes from a Alpha/Omega family, while Jaden is an Omega, as said above.

For yearsJaden was mostly confused as a Beta, considering his Un Omega like behavior and his scent-less, his heats aresparce and not very strong. Jesse is quite good in tuning down his Alpha side,even if it doesn’t look like that at first glance. He can be quite territorialand would get violent if you challenge him, without counting card tournaments.His ruts are sparce and is good controling his Alpha impulses, giving thisgentleman image.

When theygot together, wich was a smooth affair considering his close friendship, theirdynamics spiked, on Jaden side this meant he got more sensitive, being moreaffected to Jesse pheromones, resulting in more constant and stronger heats. OnJesse’s side, he got more possesive, with more agressive ruts and strongerspheromones.

Now on thenasty!

Jadenproduces tons of slick, get him a lil’ worked and you’ll have him drenched.This helps him to take Jesse’s knot easily outside of his heat.Jesse loves it, he loves the taste of Jaden slick as he eats him out. 

Jesse’s knotis impresively big for his dick, since he is normal sized it is quitesurprising that his knot can inflate the double it should be. It seems to be agenetic charcteristic that cames from his father side. It helps to impregnatethe Omega more easily, it gaves the Omega an stronger orgasm and makes it easierfor the eggs to be fertilized (it opens the posibility for big litters)Jaden loves this, he always ends up overstimulated and making ahegao faces.

Jesse hasmarked Jaden as his, It wasn’t planned. It happened when Jaden suddenly wentinto heat after a stressful fight wich triggered his rut. He made a “distress call” that made Jesse mad. They were discussing when they should fully bond since both are soulmates when this happend. This scared tthe crap out of them because they are still very young and mating like this could end up on a unexpected pregnancy, that could be multiple considering Jasse’s genetics.

They don’tfool around as much as you would expect, they prefer to joke or cuddle most ofthe time.

That beingsaid it’s not strange that they disappeare from a moment to the other. Theydon’t tease the other in public, they just look eachother and flew to thenearest room.

BastionMisawa (Daichi Misawa) x Chazz Princeton (Manjoume Jun)

Chazz wasn’traised as an Omega, being an Omega was seen as a negative trait since Omegasare usually treated badly. He at first was raised with more Alpha qualities, inpart by his parents to be independent and later by his brothers that consideredhim lesser by being an Omega and ultimately forced him to take strongsupressants that could have damaged his body.

When herebeled he stoped taking part of the supressants and embracing his Omega side.Yes, he cuddled  a lot with Jaden.

Bastion isan Alpha with Beta traces. Both his parents are Betas so he is “watered down”in some way, he doesn’t react as strongly or agresively. This ended up being abad thing as his body bottled up his needs until he exploded.

Theyrelationship is very stable and supportive, often focused on be there for theother.

On the nastyside:Chazz firsts heats were hellish, he didn’t even got aroused, he was in pain ashis body wanted to fix all the inflicted pain. His later heats were gettingbetter, until he could actually started to enjoy them. On Bastion sidesomething similar happend, his ruts where not very frequent and not verypotent, he ended up having a super strong rut that aligned with Chazz heat andhell broke loose. In the end Bastion fucked the life out of him and only by thestrands of his sanity didn’t mark him. He specially had to stay at the infirmary for exhaustion and Chazz had to use a prescipted cream on his nippels.

Like Jadenproduce tons of slick Chazz lactates a lot, he has to milk himself weekly butstress can trigger it. Bastion often helps out, enjoying the taste of his matemilk. When he isn’t available Jaden usually gives him a hand, is usually verycommon between Omegas to help eachother, so it’s not very shocking if Jadensucks milk out Chazz tits.

Chazzdeveloped an A cup breasts thanks to the sudden exposition to hormones and thelater stimulation to his breasts.Stangely he enjoys his new body, suddenly he was softer, his hips rounder, evenhaving a tummy.

Bastion dickis thick and medium lenght with an acording knot. Since Chazz is quite small(he is very wiry thin guy) he can’t take Bastion’s Knot easily outside hisheat, if he does he ends up sore for days. This actually works  as a some kind of kink for them, “beahave orI’ll knot you”Once Bastion almost knotted Chazz mouth as he was giving him head. Chazz jawwas sore for days.

Chazz is accustomed to wear plugs, on one side for his own enjoyment andd on other side to take Bastion easily.

I hope you like it!!!!!

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AMAZING FIC!!!

Shout out to @mayonaka-no-sasayaki and her amazing fic "Survivor”, I found it a few years ago and i got a pleasant surprise!

I’ve been checking on Eyeshield again after that wonderful HiruSena ask i got.

It is a, kind of, re write of the Eyeshield 21 story but with a female Sena. It is well written and IT HAS CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!!!

here i leave the link: Survivor AO3

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So, sorry if it's weird but....Hiruma/Fem!Sena?

Not weird at all my lovey-dovey!!

First of all let’s make a theorycall frame:

We can supose that Hiruma has had sex at some point,mostly flings, nothing serious. Since he is so focused on his goals he leavesromantic relationships behind. We can asume that if he “hooks up” with Senait’s a real deal, he wouldn’t risk his goal for a “quicky”.

On the other side Sena probably never have been withanybody, her low self steem and her reputation as an errand girl(cofandmaybemamorioverprotectioncof) so not many people wanted to be with her.My personal headcannon is that as she started to be more outgoing and lovingher body more she explored her sexuality and her body, wich ended upon her seeing people on a new light. You can imagine how she freakedout when on middle of her “loving myself time” Hiruma appears on her head.

NOW ON THE NASTY!!

So there is a lot of teasing, Hiruma knows how to workher up. Hiruma mostly do this because he wants to go slow, he loves to see hersquirm of course, pressing her buttons but is to see her reactions andact acordingly. This isn’t just a one side thing, Sena has ways to tease himtoo, usually non sexually (this is actually a personal opinion) , they aresmaller and shy-er, but they are quite effective to work Hiruma up.

Some examples: Calling him Yoichi, kissing him on the corneron his mouth, maybe pressing her body aginst him  or wearing a cheerleader uniform (wich heactually doesn’t think is that sexy, is Sena in a Cheerleader uniform that getshim going)

There are three stages on their relationship:

- The heavy petting

- The field recognition

- the do’s and dont’s

The heavy petting:

In the first stages on their realtionship they make out, this considering was already a big step, Sena was a ball of anxiety,Hiruma was trying to be as delicate as he could be, it was a mess. Sena calledthe shots on this stage, she was the one who said how slow or how fast thingswould go.

Hiruma controlled himself quite well, reactingacordingly, yet there where a few oportunities where it went out of his grasp,he would paralize until Sena decided what to do. Surprisesingly she was quite“on fire” so this helped her to go farther and to calm them both in a way.

Dry humping was totally a thing. Personal headcannon:sometimes the were interrupted by Sena’s parents and Hiruma had to hide in thebathroom until he “calmed down”

At this time hickeys were quite a big no no, netheir ofthem wanted to be so “obvious”, so if there where hickeys they where mostlyretaliation, maybe one of them got jelous and the other got pissed they nowhave a hickey.

The field recognition:

This is where things started to get heavy. They started,as the title says, to recognize the field, they started to get naked anddiscover the body of the other. Hiruma is more secure of showing himself and,strangely, let Sena touch all she wants. Sena on other hand wasn’t so confident, she slowly showed herself.

On this stage was no penetration, excluding fingers, thatactually where in the last part of this stage.

At first they started with fondling and pressing againstthe other. Hiruma was compleatly okay to be the one touching and praising Sena’sbody, he adores her strong tights and her tan skin. You can be sure he can dowicked things with that mouth of him.Once Sena got more confident she returned the favor. She is the only livingcreature that has seen Hiruma squirm and beg.

Fingering came next, Sena wasn’t actually foreing tothis, have done it quite a few times to herself, yet having someone else doingit to you is a world of difference, more considering Hiruma’s fingers.

The do’s and the don’t

Their first time is surprisingly sweet, going slow,highly emotional. This stage is called do’s and don’t because they are figuring out what they like. Hiruma is really into control and dominance, that being overpower Sena or beingoverpower by her. Being handcuffed to bed at Sena’s Mercy? Pin her down andoverstimulate her until she crys? He has always have been a versatile man.Sena is 100% into prasing, being told she is a good girl is ecstatic. Dirtytalk is a big turn on too, she prefers it over phone sex.

They have very specific limits they won’t cross by anycircunstance, they won’t hurt the other, cheat on the other, do any kind of feces/blood/pisralated stuff. They aren’t into degradation or humilliation.

So that’s all i can think at the moment! I hope it hasbeen all what you were looking for!!

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Could it be Sub!Seiya/Dom!Shiryu/Shunrei and Jabu/Trans!Seiya?

HELL YEAH BABY!!

 1. Sub!Seiya/Dom!Shiryu/Shunrei:

 Probably Shunrei tought it was a good idea since she saw the way shiryufelt terrible for having to choose between them. She really likes Seiya anddon’t have problem to share.

 The Dom/Sub dynamic mostly goes between Shiryu and Seiya but Seiya canbe Sub-y with Shunrei.

 Shryu is a calm and comprehensive Dom, being sweet yet having a firmhand. He always gaves a way out, if the person isn’t sure about certain thinghe would guide them or stop compleatly. He is very careful with his partenerssince (Headcannon of mine) he is kinda big. He loves making his partenersscream in extasy, one of his favorite ways is to eat them out.

 Seiya loves to be held down and mandhandle, he ends up being a begging,whimpering mess, pliant and ready. He isn’t a rebelious Sub, he often followsShiryu’s (and sometimes Shunrei’s) orders with no complains, except he isn’tsure about it. He loves being edged and hold his climax and being praised, headores when he is told he is a good boy. He enjoys how big Shiryu’s cock isandhow it sterches him. It just hurt so good.

 Shunrei isn’t into the Dom/Sub thing, she of course enjoys having somekind of control over Seiya from time to time or Shiryu’s, being reduntant,dominating attitud but she is more into sweet love making.

She loves being eating out and being held.

Both Seiya and her complement pretty well, when they are together without Shiryu they are mostly playfull, maybe tickle fights or joking around.Seiya loves fondle her or just palming her, he enjoys the way Shunrei body isso different from her, so soft and warm.

 Sometimes when the mood is right Shiryu accept to literaly fuck Seiyauntil he almost faint, wich is quite rare. Seiya makes Ahegao faces cummingseveral times before Shiryu. Shunrei often watches, touching herself, shedoesn’t participates since it’s their scene.

2. Jabu/Trans!Seiya

 Their relationship is like a old marrige, they bicker, they joke and atthe end of the day you can see way they lasted so long together. They loveeachother fiercely and will kill for the other. Jabu is quite remorseful of hisways as a child since he was mean and unsupportive, Seiya has forgave him along time ago but he still feels terrible about it.

 They have two ways “Soft and sweet” or “Quickie anywhere”.

The first one: They enjoy sweet love making, taking their time andenjoying the body of the other.

The second one: Is what it sounds like, one of them just stick his handon the other pants or slam the other against the table et voila!

 Jabu loves having his dick suck, Seiya has mastered it, being able todeny him his orgasm, making tremble and beg but it can be a double egde swordsince if he gets too cocky the payback can be terrible. He can deepthroat too.

Seiya’s breasts are very sensitive so he can go from 0 to 100 in 5seconds when Jabu fondle them, pinch them or suck them (wich Jabu adores todo).

Jabu often trim Siya’s pubic hair for him, he is kinda obsesive  with health and personal grooming. Seiya don’t mind, he likes some bush down there but if it makes his homie happy. Besides he likes the intimacy it gaves them.

More often than not Jabu puts Seiya’s pleasure over his, he wants to make him happy, to make him feel loved and to take the presure of being “the hero”.

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Miraculus Ladybug porno spoof

(all the characters are aged up/in legal age)

So Mariane and Adam are chosen to be Buglady and Black Cat, Paris new protectors!

So general guidelines would be the same, both study at the same place (in this case at the university) and hots for the other and protect Paris under the identity of Buglady and Black Cat.

Pr0n stuff:

The “Cummies” (kwamis) being fed sexual energy, they recharge/become more powerful for a short period off time/can give an special ability when the heros fuck/masturbate. They often encourage them to masturbate, usually helping them, “Titty” likes to vibrate against Mariane clitoris and rub against her folds while “Plug” is more agresive often nibbleling or squishing Adam glande, he likes to strech Adam hole too.

They are more handsy, often rubbing or pinching the other while in costume, they would dry hump after a very intense fight. They don’t have penetrative sex until far into the plot. On they normal persona they don’t have sexual contact except if they are in contact with the hero persona of the other, again is not penetrative. This cause them a lot of confussion since now they have felings toward “two persons”

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Smutty Starter Sentences pt. 3

I'm going to leave so many hickeys on your body that you won't have a chance to cover them all up.

That's it, open your mouth and let me see before you swallow my cum.

You've been good today, so spread your legs so I can fuck you with my tongue.

You don't get to cum yet, not until you've earned it.

If you don't want me to think you're into this, try not to moan so loudly when I pull your hair.

Your ass always looks so delicious after I turn it red.

That's going to bruise and everyone's going to know that you're mine.

Do you have yourself prepped for me, baby? Did you put in your plug so you'd be open and ready for me?

I'm going to spank you and you can either accept it like a good boy/girl or not. Go with the second option and your punishment's going to be even worse.

God, just look at your ass. Your hole is gaping from having my cock in it and you love it, don't you?

You're gorgeous when you're my cum all over your face.

You like it when I do this, admit it. You like it when I pull your hair and pin you down, you like when I take control over you.

Pretend all you like, I know you like it when I spank you. It wouldn't turn you on so much if you didn't.

Come on, baby boy/girl, that's it, swallow my cock down.

You make the sweetest sounds when I bite you there.

I want you to put your ass in the air and hold yourself open so I can taste you.

Fuck, look at you, all slick and open for me and I didn't have to do a damn thing to you.

Come here and lick this mess you made off my fingers for me.

Your nipples look so good all swollen and red from those clamps. Think you'd like it if I tugged on them?

You want to cum now? The ask for it, beg me to let you cum.

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until now you're doing very well, but let's take this a little deeper...I want you to touch the heartstrings of my kokoro... Persona 3 (portable) 1-Shinjiro x Minako 2-Akihiko x Minako 3-Minato x Minako... girl, make me cry... and warm me to the bone (?

Oh boi

1-Shinjiro x Minako: Shinjiro sees sex as a form of realese, a need, nothing too important, he used to like sex as anyother boy but since the shit hit the fan he used it a way to realese energy, a way to not to think, a form of escape. Their parteners were faces in the crowd, a blur, never staying the night. It was easier this way, he could be rougher, even violent, and the other wouldn’t mind and if they minded it wasn’t important.

For Minako having sex was a thing you only did with someone you trully loved, a precious thing that shouldn’t be wasted. She fantazied as anyother girl.

It was a long way for them to be together but Minako was patient and praised Shinjiro like he was the most precious creature in the world. It’s soft and loving, caresing the other, no rushing, exploring the other. It was quite overwhelming for Shinjiro since he never feel so loved and never thought he deserved be loved like that.

2-Akihiko x Minako: This two cuties enjoy sex and laugh during it. Akihiko is as cluless as Minako about it so It’s quite fun to discover what they like. Let’s be honest, both are dorks. They type of dorks that ends up on the floor because they rolled off the bed, the type of dorks that gets literally tangled in the sheets or with their clothes. They really have fun doing it.

Akihiko is quite attentiveprefering to please Minako first, he doesn’t like go rough with Minako, he is more playful. Minako likes to explore Akihiko a lot since his body has been trained to achieve perfection, she likes to touch every tount muscle, every ripple, every skin surface abiable. She loves when he plays with her tights, squeezing them, leaving a trail of kisses, doing raspberries. She loves how he can make her laugh.

3-Minato x Minako: It’s quiet, understanding, they know what the other like, they move in sync. There is so much loneliness between them, but when they hold the other against their body theres nothing to be afraid, no more cold, no more nights waiting for the death to came, there’s only them. They are broken, scarred, cutted so deep point beyond, but htey try to pull together, they try.

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Roger klotz/Doug Funny (from Doug)

This surprise me quite a lot, I really like Doug and this ship but i tought no one would ask. 

First I’m going to put some “guidelines” to “frame” this ship: 

 1. They are youg adults that consent their acts. they are at least 21

 2. CONSENT, I’m not going to write anythig that implies rape. 

 First of all they have completly differents sex lives, Doug isn’t a “blushy virgin” or “Dumb” about it, he had had some experiences but he dated Patti most of his life, almost all high school, so he hasn’t fooled aroud with a lot of people. He had anal sex before dating Roger, he did it with an college classmate (btw they are still friends) He is quite open minded and wants to try lots of things to learn what he and his likes and what they not.

Roger had a few parteners through his life, they never were stable and usually Roger ended up hurt. he tried to have a long term relationship when he started college but they wanted different things. He prefers topping but can botom. He had try a lot of things so he is in a moment of his life where he want simpler and calmer things (He will deny this of course)

At the first part of their relation ship they never had sex face to face because it was too much. Roger is the one who Tops but if Doug asked him he would bottom, Doug is really comforable bottming so topping isn’t on his plans right now.

Roger insisted hey used a lot of protection at first until they got tested. The results were favorable and they started to use less protection. Roger feels more comfortable using it since their lives are quite hetic and they don’t usually have time to clean up after a quicky. That and he fact that Roger is still scared of infecting Doug in some way, he was quite reckless in he past and even if he results were negative he is still wary. Doug on other hand loves when Roger cums inside and/or over him, he likes the “dirty” kind of sex. He likes when they had sex on his atlier and they end up cover with paint.

Since doug is chubby Roger loves to squish him, to play with his skin and watching his boddy ripple. Roger loves to play with Doug’s nipples, he usually teases him saying he would need to use a bra. 

Doug loves how roger fingers him, his fingers are so long and unusually cold and he always know where to touch. Once Roger made him cum so hard just with his fingers that he fainted.

Doug loves giving head and it’s quite good about it.

Roger prefers to have gentle sex with Doug, he really hates hurting his parteners, yet he allow himself to be a little rougher when Doug ask, it seems that he really enjoys when Rogers leaves him bruises over his body. Roger enjoys when Doug scratches his back (even if later Doug would be fussing all over him and apologizing) (nah he secretly loves it)

Rimming is the BEST. Doug can cum in 0.5 seconds and Roger gets so goddamit turned on that they usually have round 2 or maybe 3

They don’t do a lot of bondage, Roger deals with a lot of shit and Doug would never press him. When they do it is usually really controlled and they never use something that could chaff. 

Doug owned a vibrator before dating Roger. together they buyed a blue dildo and a black buttplug.

Roger is really scared of ruining what he has with Doug, He is scared that someday Doug would realize that he is pathetic and would leave him. He had meltdowns and Dougs just stay with him and help him through them, Roger can’t get why Doug put up with him, with such a broken jerk like him. Doug loves him and would neve think he is broken, never.

What they love the most is to make love slowly, mostly in the lazy mornings, just the two of them, sometimes they don’t even take their clothes off. They whisper “I love you” while holding the other. These are the best mornings.

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second round ... Undertale... 1-ErrorSans x Ink Sans 2- Underfell Papyrus x Underfell Sans 3- Underswap Papyrus x Undersawp Sans 4-Error Sans x Spacetale Sance 5-Nightmare Sans x Underswap Sans 6- Flowerfell Sans x Flowerfell Frisk.... You can't ignore any point ¬¬ ok? I know where you live... literally.... ¬u¬

Otro día lo traduzco

If you were looking for ectoplasmict dicks this is not the post.

Si queres pijas ectoplasmicas pedilas papu

1-ErrorSans x Ink Sans: It could resume with “a kiss with a fist is better than none” from Ink sans mostly. Error always starts it with a fight, it’s easier, he pretends he really wants to destroy ink to cover the sudden wave o desire. Ink hates it but being an entity made to preserve creativity he knows this is the only way for Error to stop destroying and flourish (like some people inside a fandom n.nUu)

Error at first crush his souls all over ink, mocking him for not having one, degrading him in any way he can. He sometimes “pleasure” ink with his paintbrush, he loves hearing his cries.

Then everything changes, Ink just says “I got you” and Error breaks down. From that the sex becomes much more gentle, ink touchs Error’s soul so softly, so caring, he loves him and wants to make him feel good

2- Underfell Papyrus x Underfell Sans: Oh boy…It’s just…so..awful. It’s not about pleasure, it’s about domination. Papyrus would just takes Sans whatever he want whenever he wants, he hurts him, humillates him, destroying him. Sans just takes him, takes that claws over his soul squishing it with papyru’s. He takes and takes and takes becuase he loves him so much.

3- Underswap Papyrus x Undersawp Sans: It’s sweet and calm, Papy don’t want to rush it, it has to be perfect for his baby. He rubs their souls so slowly making him squirm and tremble, moaning in pleasure. his baby boy is enjoying this? wants papy to make him feel good? is his baby being a good boy? He is going to make his baby feel so good.

4-Error Sans x Spacetale Sance: It’s complicated, Erro wants to erase Sance but Sance has such a bright soul, so warm and innocent, he wants to destroy him but just can’t. Sance holds him tight, let their souls touch sweetly, letting his love cure tht damaged Sans.

5-Nightmare Sans x Underswap Sans: Let’s make it clear, Nightmare is fucked up, like for real, he is cinic, he is bad shit. Then there is Underswap sans who is the sweetest little thing ever. 

Make the math

It really doesn’t go well, Night ends up hurting him and regreting and tries really hard to make him love him because he is about to break. Emotional unastable soul sex. Night can get really deep in the sub space.

6- Flowerfell Sans x Flowerfell Frisk: Again: Emotional unastable soul sex with pussy play. Since Frisk is blind their are more receptive and can go into highwire if pleasured just right. They would have soul sex too and since frisk is human it would be EXTRAMLY pleasurable for their. On other hand both are emorionally damaged and both have suffer abuse of some kind and Sans just ended a abusive relationship so they would have to thrust the other a lot to really even try. It would be so soft and comunicative, they would go slow, adoring the other.

Y me canse. Otro día te lo traduzco.

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MANDAME MÁS (si es posible de otro fandom)

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Detentionaire!!!

Some headcannons of Biffy/Lee ship

At first things went slow, kisses, touches, cuddles, all that jazz. Mostly it was ok since both have been through a lot of things, it was nice, safe, and both felt happy to just embrace the other. Then things started to get uncomfortable, everytime they make out sesions got too heated Biffy would push him or make up any excuse to stop. It made Lee feel like shit because maybe he wasn’t atractive to Biffy or maybe Biffy was asexual and he was pushing him.

Li, after see him moping around (yes, my personal headcannon is that he becomes Lee big brother for real), tells him to just ask what’s going on 

“Comunication is the key dear brother”

He ask. 

The thruth is....BIFFY HAS A HUGE DONG!!!

Biffy is huge, his hole body is huge, is logical that his dick would be huge too. He feels a little embarrased by it and really didn’t want to have sex with Lee because he didn’t want to hurt him or forcing him. He is really selfconcious about it.

Just imagine for a second Lee telling this to Li and he just answering him on a deadpan tone.

“You’ll need lube and probably dildos, it’ll be a birthday present”

Lee adores how big Biffy’s dick is, he loves that it’s circumcised*, He loves how it doesn’t fit in his mouth and the chocking feeling when he deapthroats, he loves to think how this cock is going to open him until his hole is gaping. He search porn where one guy is bigger than the other, he tries to imagine those boy aren’t really tiny but their partener is actually huge, just like his Biffy.

They start slow, rubbing, groping, dry humping, slowly transitioning into fingering, then Lee starts using the buttplugs (a Birthday present from Li) wich Biffy adores to toys him with (He mades some modifications later to tease Lee)

When they have their first time it hurts, the real deal is compleatly different from Lee’s dildos, but they manage and everything ends well.

From that they manage to have sex regulary, even considering all the things against like Lee’s mom, their lack of a private place or Lee being quite vocal, and they tease the other at school too, thing that they would take to the grave.

(* I think it was cannon on the series that Biffy was Jewish)

summarizing:

Lee is a Size Queen

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Vemos... 1- Handmaid x psionic 2- Handmaid x Dualscar 3- Mindfang x psionic 4- Aradia x Karkat 5- Aradia x Doc scratch 6- Aradia x Caliborn 7- Karkat x Caliborn 8- Calliope x Sollux 9- Ahri x Yasuo 10- Sona x Draven

Dios mio, mirá lo que me haces!!

*Sufre*

Sona x Draven :

Draven know how to make pretty ladies (not as pretty as him) feel good, He’s Draven! of course he’s know what to do!

Sona takes no shit, she directs him, letting him know what makes she feel awsome and how to do it. It totally shocks Draven, any women had told him what to do and definitely not so bluntly. Sona takes the lead the first few times, then both start this power game trying to be the dominant one. 

Sona likes to scratch and bite, it’s not because she can’t speak, it’s to show that person (and everyone else) that this person is hers. She doesn’t like giving head but really likes when they give it to her.

Draven is a romantic type but won’t show it until she totally trust you, he even cried once during sex, he can be really emotional. Sona sothes him and both cuddle aftermath.

Ahri x Yasuo:

Yasuo likes to play with Ahri tails, they are quite sensite and so soft he can’t resist to pull them. Ahri likes to pull Yasuo hair as revenge, he doesn’t care actually.

They start to hook up because they were lonely, Ahri picked him because he would be interesting to flusture and tease. Yasuo had been so touch starved that didn’t opposed and it was probable that this would be a onestand thing, a simple rough fuck.

Ahri is more experimented than Yasuo, he tries to compensate using all his entusiasm. 

Yasuo loves Ahri breasts, they are so soft and full, he loves fodling them, squeeze them, suck them, everything, they are just perfect.

Ahri loves Yasuo mouth, abs and cock. His mouth is warm and rough, chapped lips and strog jaws, yet it fits perfectly everywhere. He has rock abs, ahri likes to bite them and leave marks there. Yasuo cock is just so artistic to Ahri, she has seen all kind of dick but Yasuo’s is just so aesthetic, just right.

Mindfang x psionic:

Mindfang just fucks him phisicaly and mentaly, she would fuck his soul if she could.

Handmaid x Dualscar :

Dualscar is Handmaid little bitch, it’s so hardcore and brutal it would make the condescends blush. DUDE I’M NOT JOKING HERE.

Handmaid x psionic :

It’s start really violent at first, Handmaid tries to shut up that little warm mind that says she is still good and deserve love. It slowly goes to a more calm place and Handmaid learns she can feel pleasure without pain. Mind sex applies to and it’s is….ufff.

Aradia x Karkat :

Karkat is a little punk bitch who complains too much. Aradia has to fuck his brain out to have 2 seconds of peace.

CALLIOPE IS A PURE CHILD AND I REFUSE TO SAY A SEX HEADCANNON OF HER

I have no idea of Caliborn, i think that mostly hate/violent sex. I can’t think anything else. 

That’s all folks!!

(I would probably expand it anyway)

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Sperg and Nergal Jr.

Yeah, this is a ship post

This are my personal headcannons and personal opinion about how things could develope, if you want to add or refute something you are welcomed.

I want to thank @rexphilia for their information and awesome art.

At first their relationship was mere sexual, Nergal just asked him if he could fuck him since he was finaly able to create his reproductive orifice and tentacle, because being sincere he couldn’t ask anyone else. Billy? too pure. Irwin? NO. Pud’n? too Pud’n. Mandy? I don’t want to own her anything.

After meditating it for a while he ends up acepting.

And It’s weird

REALLY WEIRD.

It looks like a Pussy but it isn’t a pussy AND THERE IS A TENTACLE COMING OUT FROM IT!!

He use all his tricks and they have a good ride. Sperg have been with a lot of girls so he knows who to suck, where to put his fingers, how to move them, when to be rough, where sweet and Nergal can control his reproductive orifice and squish him just right. At some point Sperg lose control and fucks him with all his strenght.

Imagine all the bruises littered through that pale body.

It’s one of the best fucks Sperg have ever had and It was awesome for Nergal too (the claw marks on Sperg’s back proves it)

And It’s get weirder because any of these dorks know what to do now so they mostly try to go with their lives and ocasionaly hooking up until Billy has the amazing idea of going on adventures like the old days (Mostly I pictured that when they are on Highschool they don’t go on adventures anymore wich grim is very greatful for) so they start to spend more time together, saving eachother asses, talking about wich musical is better, slowly falling for the other.

They have that “FUCK” moment when they realise.

Both start dating and experimenting with kinks.

Imagine those little kinky shits.

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Doctor Benton Quest

What if Reachel was the only person who he ever made love?

Imagine this akward readhead with his nose always up on his books with no time to socialize when one of the smartest people on the campus ask him how his work is going.

Imagine him having a heated making out session with Race when he suddenly blurt this out.

Imagine Race conteining himself to not fuck him right there.

Imagine Race guiding him, helping him to discover what he likes and what not.

Imagine Race making him orgasm several times before enter in him.

Imagine Benton being a total wreck.

JUST IMAGINE RACE FUCKING BENTON‘S BRAINS OUT

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So, I heard about Franjay....

The first time they watch pron together (or they try) they stumble with rimming, Sanjay gets embarassed because he likes it and Francis is quite uncomfortable because he had done it before but only to ladies. They end up their intent of watching pron together and forget about it. Then, one day during one of their loving maker sessions Francis just ask him if he would like him to do it, to rim him.

He doesn’t want to acept, he doesn’t want to force Francis to do it because he is selfish.

And then Francis whispers at his ear.

He whisper how good he could make him feel, how much pleasure he could give him, he bets he could make him come just from his tonge. Filthy words just fall from his mouth and It’s too much.

Next time Francis kept his word.

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Samurai Bravo Pr0n Headcannon

Jack was the one who took the lead at the beginning of their relationship.

Sucking cock? No prob, he could suck Johnny’s soul through it

Fingering? He would show Johnny how to do it

anal sex? He would ride him until he is comfortable with the idea of fucking him

He would do anything to make Johnny feel loved and comfortable with their relationship.