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Now no one is gonna hurt Steven ever again

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i NEED to sit in chairs with armrests but not for my arms only so that i can then sling my leg over them in a debonaire and extremely comfortable style 

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My best friend got me these for Christmas ❤ @its-the-helpful-lesbian

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do ur boobs ever just like not match your outfit like does that make sense to anyone else

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i….can’t..FUCKING BREATHE…afsyfjdkshaj

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Super Nintendo Posters from Nintendo Power

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10 year old me going into my parent’s room at 3 am to tell them i threw up

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I was eating dinner with my mom and when she went to pay I noticed a “Hooters” frequent diner card or whatever in her wallet. I asked her WTF, and she explained that a friend of hers got a coupon for the grand opening and so a group of them went for lunch just to try it out. This is a group that consists of women from their 50s into their 80s. Apparently the food decent but the service was amazing, and the servers were “all such wonderful girls, so sweet! Said it was nice to take a break from all the gross men they had to deal with.” So they decided to come back. Now they go once a week at least, and the Hooters waitresses fight each other for who gets to serve them. Anyhow I thought it was cute. 

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Happy New Month to all the stoners out there ✌

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I don’t understand how people can leave tumblr. I’ve been here since 2009 - I couldn’t leave even if I wanted to.