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Who is the gayest PWHL Team?🌈

(Based on my extensive and unprofessional research of players' instagrams lol)

Minnesota: 3 confirmed

Michela Cava- dating teammate Emma Greco

Emma Greco- dating teammate Michela Cava

Liz Schepers- dating Ohio State teammate Michaela Boyle

Toronto: 7 confirmed

Brittany Howard

Carly Jackson

Allie Monroe

Jess Jones

Hannah Miller

Kristen Cambell- dating Team Canada softball player Emma Entzminger

Erica Howe

Ottawa: 7 confirmed

Brianne Jenner- (C) Married w/ 2 kids to Hayleigh Cudmore, her former teammate in Calgary

Emily Clark

Emerance Maschmeyer- married to Team Canada goalie Genevieve Lacasse

Ashton Bell

Malia Schneider

Zoe Boyd- either gay or really really really good at lesbian thirst traps and a queerbait of an instagram

Amanda Boulier

Boston: 7 confirmed

Hilary Knight- (C) dating speed skater Brittany Bowe (sorry Freddy Anderson)

Shiann Darkangelo- dating Montreal's Elaine Chuli

Jamie Lee Rattray

Samantha Isbell- exes with New York's Jill Saulnier

Taylor Wenczkowski

Amanda Pelkey- married to Finnish Olympian Venla Hovi

Erin Brown- dating New York's Savannah Norcross

New York: 9 confirmed

Micah Zandee-Hart (C)

Madison Packer- married to former teammate Anya Packer

Jade Downey-Landry

Jill Saulnier- exes with Boston's Sam Isbell

Chloe Aurard- dating basketball player Ella Bushee

Savannah Norcross- dating Boston's Erin Brown

Olivia Zafuto- dating former Boston Pride teammate McKenna Brand

Elizabeth Giguere- married

Johanna Fallman

Montreal: 9 confirmed

Marie-Philip Poulin- (C) engaged to teammate Laura Stacey

Laura Stacey- engaged to teammate Marie-Philip Poulin

Elaine Chuli- dating Boston's Shiann Darkangelo

Sarah Bujold

Erin Ambrose

Leah Lum

Mélodie Daoust- has a son with ex-wife, currently dating retired Team Canada player Hannah Bunton

Cath Dubois

Brigitte Laganiere

Notable mentions to 4/6 captains in this league being gay 🌈

(thank you @lesbianracecars for helping me in my extensive research)

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IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL

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hey mitch, is the sun important to you? do you long to hear birdsong in the morning? mitch, does the first warm breeze of spring feel like a lover’s embrace? does the dawn of a new day remind you that despite it all there is always time to start again? mitch marner, when it feels like the eternal night, do you find respite from the evils that lurk in the shadows in the first crack of light across the horizon? and what about the power play

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Free prompt:

BRANDON! jumps into Gravy's arms because Gravy is taller but BRANDON! is thicker so they fall over and land on a headstone and chaos ensues. Perhaps they unleash the spirit of a long dead serial killer who proceeds to haunt them final destination style.

Brandon Tanev and Ryan Graves should go on a cute haunted cemetery date, just sayin

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Colby Armstrong is such an enigma to me. He’s got the personality of wet paint but he keeps showing up to things and talking on broadcasts. Last season he was between the glass sometimes but not all the time? Just randomly there every once in a while? And then during playoffs he was at the end of an analyst panel for a handful of games and talked sometimes? And now he’s doing telecast with Getzoff but then switched with Mike Rupp for a bit to do intermission analysis but now he’s back on the telecast? Does he just sit down in a place and they’re like “sure” COLBY EXPLAIN

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Tristan breaks his stick and Tanger gives him his (bless) and then Jarry needs to stop play so he can get a new real one

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Got mine today too. So awful. So wonderful.

My sidzilla shirt is out for delivery. Should all of us who were stupid enough to buy this monstrosity wear it for the game tonight, or do you think the sheer ugliness of them presented en masse could offend the gods and move them to curse the entire season?

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Weeping about it

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I am going to this game and I 100% am getting this awful, awful shirt

i say this with love in my heart for whoever designed this shirt but have you guys ever stumbled across those deviantart accounts solely dedicated to the artist’s giantess fetish