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THIS IS THE ACTUAL BEST TIKTOK IVE EVER SEEN NOTHING CAN TOP IT
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i would be unstoppable if not for the tired sleepy
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10 years ago, I actually had a job dressing up as Spider-Man for kids birthday parties. I’ll never forget this one birthday boy- his name was Trevor, and I don’t want to say anything bad about him, but let’s just say he was a real Trevor.
He kept kicking my shins and screaming “You’re not Spider-Man! You’re not Spider-Man!” Look, I don’t know if you’ve ever been kicked by a 7 year old while wearing a $30 Walmart Spider-Man suit, but it will break you. It will break your spirit.
But it also lit a fire under me, and I don’t know where he is now, but Trevor, if you’re watching, I just want to say…
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she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath
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Passionate about little baby potatoes baked with garlic, butter, rosemary, and sea salt
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literally why can’t i have long hair and short hair at the same time
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anyway, my fatass cat just laid down on my plate of pizza rolls and ranch
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