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found family sentence starters *

for a lovely nonnie who i wish all the best to with their writing career!

" i've never had a family before. not like this. it's... nice. "

" jesus, don't do that to me ever again! i thought you were dead! "

" blood of the covenant is thicker than water of the womb. that's how the saying goes, you know. not the other way around. next time someone spouts that shit, you correct them. "

" what did that asshole do to you?! stay here, i'll go kick his ass! "

" next time they go after you, you've got my whole hearted permission to punch them in the teeth. "

[ to someone else ] " hey! HEY! that's my kid in there, you hear me?! you wanna go after them, you go through ME first! "

" i love you all... you dumbasses. "

" i'm going to protect you. not because you're blood or i need to, but because you're my family, and i got your back no matter what. "

" who hurt you? huh? hey, you want me to go kick their asses? "

" my parents were never any good at caring for me. i'm... i'm really happy you're here instead of them. "

" i'm putting you down as my emergency contact and next of kin. okay? "

" in my will, you're my dependent. if something happens to me, this bit of paper says you get everything. alright? "

" you're my family. i take care of my family! "

[ said to a threat ] " HEY! YOU WANNA HURT THEM, YOU GO THROUGH ME FIRST! "

" you framed a photo of all of us and put it on your bedside locker. we're family. "

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Send me “Go lay back down.” for my muse to react to yours saying this to them while mine is sick.

On the flip side send me “I don’t wanna sleep anymore.” for my muse to say this to yours who is sick

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Howdy!

I’m a formerly marvel exclusive (now multifandom) rp blog for my dimension hopping oc, Quinn Roberts. Could I get a promo?

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these OCs are queer af

Quinn Roberts by @futariwadorkycure, pansexual

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You're telling me, a chicken fried this rice

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how do i come across? ♡

feel free to reblog and use for your own amusement ^-^ but pleeease send me an ask or anon as well, oki ?? thank youuu! have fun ♡♡♡

(´｡• ᵕ •｡`) – a little shy at first but has the most sweetest core

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ – joyful and is always spreading the love around

o(≧▽≦)o – the total joker jester and up for a fight anytime

°˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖° – kinda weird in a but a super precious way

｡ﾟ(TヮT)ﾟ｡  – complains too much but is secretely adorable

٩(｡•́‿•̀｡)۶ – still a kid inside and kind of awkward but nice

(≧◡≦) ♡ – mischievous to the max but with no bad intentions

(´• ω •`) ♡ – lolvely introvert with too much love to give

(〃°ω°〃) – always blushing because secretely naughty

ヽ(♡‿♡)ノ – likes everything and does too many things at once

♡ (￣З￣) – pretty laid back and relaxed with a big heart

(´♡‿♡`) – constantly crushing on sb. and pretty much crazy

(⌒_⌒;) – often embarassed but doesn’t take it negatively

(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) – is a huge cuddler but doesn’t like to admit it

(⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄) – always excited about their friends and pets

(ง ื▿ ื)ว – has the best ideas but sometimes being a bit naive

(￢_￢;) – is easily annoyed and shows it through sarcasm

(￣︿￣) – truly always bored but no energy to do sth against it

(」°ロ°)」 – over-uses the phrase oh my god and is a bit bizarre

(눈_눈) – smart and not pleased about anyones stupid bullshit

(￣ ￣|||) – actually never speaks their mind but is easily concerned

(ノ°益°)ノ – has aggressive tendencies but doesn’t mean to harm

ψ( ` ∇ ´ )ψ – straight up evil but you never know bc of the charme

(╥﹏╥) – wants too many things and has not enough money to do so

･ﾟ･(｡>ω<｡)･ﾟ･ – mostly throwing a fit when things don’t go their way

(｡T ω T｡) – pretty when they cry but you don’t wanna make ‘em cry

(ಥ﹏ಥ) – aware of their flaws but trying so hard to change

☆⌒(> _ <) – sometimes can’t believe how dumb people are

＼(〇_ｏ)／ – a real weirdo but they’re too cool to not enjoy them

〣( ºΔº )〣 – the paranoid one who always thinks bad things happen

┐(￣～￣)┌ – doesn’t care because their plan B is better than plan A

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ – is always weirdly motivated and you don’t understand why

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ – really doesn’t give 2 cents about your shitty opinion

(・_・;) – doesn’t quite know what to say in awkward situations

(◎ ◎)ゞ – anxious and needs reassurance and protection always

(￢‿￢ ) – is up to no good but you can’t say no to their ideas

w(°ｏ°)w – admires everything others do but is actually admirable

☆⌒(≧▽​° ) – awesome but crazy all together, sometimes rly scary

| ʘ‿ʘ)╯ – is pretty quiet and reserved but actually enjoys people

(=^･ｪ･^=) – likes cats so much, they’re actually a cat themselves

ʕ •ᴥ• ʔ – loves you unconditionally and is tolerant and empathetic

∪＾ェ＾∪ – always happy to interact with you and brings you joy

／(˃ᆺ˂)＼ – doesn’t know how to deal with people but wants to

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) – you never know what they’re up to and it feels funny

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shit the discord says part 3

(feel free to change pronouns as needed!)

“Hello naughty children, it’s spam time.”

“[name] has permission to step on me.”

“I demand to know who watched Boss Baby on my fam’s Netflix.”

“I was going to say good morning but it’s fucking 4 pm whoops.”

“Screw it. It’s 10 at night. I’m making cookies.”

“CAN YOU UP THE DISCOUNT TO 75?”

“It’s time to kiss a fish, [name].”

“Renegade Supreme Deluxe With Double Rebel Flavor!”

“Chapter 6: How to Convince Your Friend He Was Not, In Fact, Hit by Your Truck-Shaped Bed.”

“Pancake: Become Human.”

“Who would build a robot that can’t bust a nut?”

“A bodyguard protects hot new idol band, the Squid Sisters.”

“You go to a Spice Girls concert. Megaman is there.”

“Pricking around since The Incredible Hulk!”

“You got infected with guilt trip, and now you’re trying to spread it to everyone else!”

“NSFW art of [name] is just [name] destroying office supplies.”

“[name] dabs and the multiverse implodes on itself.”

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april fools! it’s me, i’m the fool

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me: hey kids you want a tarot card reading

kids: these are pokemon cards

me: you get a bidoof it means fuck you

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Send 🎇to go out watching Christmas lights late at night with my muse!

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Reblog if you are a marvel rp blog

and by that I include:

OCs

616 characters

amalgam characters

MCU/XMCU characters

etc…..

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IMPERSONATE MY CHARACTER IN MY INBOX I WANNA SEE WHAT YOU GUYS THINK OF THIS LIL SHIT

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Quinn Roberts Purple stimboard

credit-

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Send my muse “I could make your life a living hell.” for their reaction.

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what if websites had closing hours

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added a rules page!