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nobody nobody nooooooobody…

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um, excuse me, but my son obliterated this baby toilet with his powerful piss. i mean, it folds shut and makes fun noises, which is good, but my small boy pissed it in half like a water jet cutter, which is bad. in light of this, i rate this potty two stars. my childs industrial jetstream urine blast, however? fives across the board. i dredged the piss out of the smoking wreckage of this potty and spun it to sell to assassins as garrotte wire. i had to teach him not to piss in the ocean after his tinkle sandblasted the mariana trench open. my son pisses the sun out every night and only by the grace of god does it reignite in the morning. my friends, truly this cup runneth over.

with piss.

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hello???

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Fat, happy pigeons!

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I can’t believe this otter found a waifu.

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ig: aquamike23

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this is scarier than any david lynch film

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