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explaining my personal dan and phil timeline to my crush today like

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when yr having a nice moment with someone and you lay your head on their shoulder and they lay their head on top of your head? yeah

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you’re listening to 102.7 kill yourself FM

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sometimes im like wow this friend is really important to me and i should express that by telling or showing them that i love them. and then when im put in the position where i can initiate a hug or say i love you and im like i simply Cannot indicate that i have any affection towards them or they will wish me dead and shoot me with lightning from their eyeballs

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mr J what did you do today?

It's just more of the same

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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

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are you in a good headspace to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now.

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my cell phone service got disconnected and i can still do 99% of the things i normally do on my phone lmao… like i know i should reconnect,,,, so people can call me,,,, but do i really need to…..?

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two things

buenos dias

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remember bandom……. iykyk

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its the first night in three weeks that ive had any sort of intrusive “did you know that you want to kys” thought pop up for no reason and its like why. its been so quiet and peaceful without hearing you, evil inner voice. im just trying to braid my hair

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all my haters become tomaters when i grow in the vegetable garden of success