itsbrainghostdirk

[itsbrainghostdirk]

[itsbrainghostdirk]

I thought this said Dirk.

it gets dark too dang quickly.

[itsbrainghostdirk]

Ha.

[itsbrainghostdirk]

Hey. Yeah, probably something almost entirely not like that. You?

BRAIN GHOST DIRK? where the hell have YOU been. imaginary university??

[itsbrainghostdirk]

I hear unwarranted modesty is a virtue.

I have plenty of takes under my belt but i would never go so far as to call them hot.

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fuck disappearing under mysterious circumstances i want to start APPEARING under mysterious circumstances. walking through a deserted eerie forest? im there. exploring an abandoned 1930s mine that no human has set foot in for 55 years? there too. touching down on mars? guess whose annoying face you see poking out from behind a rover

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"aggressively pounding the vowel key" you mean like UAEIOU EUIOAUEIOAEU AUOEIUEIEOUOUAOEUOU OEUIEOUA EUIOA UIOEAUOIEOIUUAEI OUIAEUOIEAUOIIUAEUIOUIOEAOI EUAEIOAUIOE AO IUEOEEOEOOOO EIEOEIOEUOEOIOOO AUAUAUAEIUEEEEEEE EIUAIUIEYEA EYIOIEAE EYIOIAYUO EYEUIEEIOUEIU? I bet that'd sound fun in some kinda text-to-speech thing.

I was mostly hinting at the textual representation of a whine, but have fun with your monotone yodeling, I guess.

[itsbrainghostdirk]

I mean, aggressively pounding the vowel key looks like it’s more effective.

[itsbrainghostdirk]

there could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea

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Solidarity, yo. Can’t say I hate our porcine wallowing.

Cool.

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Sorry, can’t get past the front porch. Remind me to pour one out for the sleepwear.

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I was so excited, I spilled hot chocolate all over my favorite pajamas.

Now they’ll be ruined because you’re not here to do laundry.

[itsbrainghostdirk]

Yeah, looks like that’s a theme. I vaguely remember typing something about “weirdly organic flatulence’ last time you showed.

Cool.

[itsbrainghostdirk]

It’s like my existence is the gift horse that keeps on giving.

Cool.

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Oh shit. Hey.

Cool.

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#Shit!# What a gorgeous hooved beast. #And you - you're a bastard with terrible timing.

I’d try to tone down the smug factor, but Bruce would probably be disappointed.

One more day, by the grace of Him forcing me to reblog a damn horse.

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[itsbrainghostdirk]

Yo, @once-upon-a-shake-weight Hold up, I got to interrupt your enigmatic exit with a thing.