im addicted to cleaning my ears with q tips and no matter how much someone says “you will literally go fucking deaf” imma still be like ahhhhh put the qtip in the eussy
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me when I fucking drink water
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this was supposed to be funnier than it actually came out
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on god we gon get you one good movie kiss bro.
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you drag your ears
through flower beds
and sift out all the cigarettes
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*Absolutely no one* .........
*Every cat in existence*
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Ah yes, the clownfucking season is nearly upon us.
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