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Nine O’clock: tonight’s the night, gonna go to bed early

Nine thirty: not yet, too early. Nights still young, lemme do something daring, watch a twitch stream, do a Duolingo lesson

Ten o’vlovk: whoa! Getting late now, better start quilting faster instead of getting ready for bed

Ten forty-ish: I feel very bad

Eleven o’clock: can of soup on the top of the stairs, then walking around

Eleven thirty: I should probably shut off the lights, and sit in the dark, and turn them back on because I got the jitters why is my heart beating so fast and I’m seeing bugs everywhere

Twelve o’clock: kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yoursel

One o’clock: I want to make something beautiful. Isn’t art the reason we live?

One thirty-ish: if my father was a little boy would I still look at him and have my hatred so plainly on my face? If that little kid saw me, would he cry because of my severe expression?

Two o’clock to four o’clock: muffled static

Five o’clock: I’m going to lay in my closet and wake up in the afternoon drenched in sweat

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You’re in her dms I’m up three in the morning googling what it means when mangos make your mouth tingle

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Good to know the start of The Mask could also double as the start of stardust crusaders

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communication am I right

bonus: ( I GOTTA KEEP PRACTICING DRAWING JOTARO)

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force of habit

Bonus:

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No the real reason Jotaro stopped being gay after the events of sdc is because he saw Dio monologuing in those fugly ass boots and varicose veins and all of it was stripped from his body like some sort of miracle of Christ

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my current theory for the reason why kakyoin never got that many fights in sdc is that its bc he would have been killing people.

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The "average Jojo appears in 2 animated parts" factoid is actualy just a statistical error. The average Jojo appears in a little over 1 animated part. Jotaro Kujo, who is Araki's favourite little boy and has appeared in 5/6 animated parts, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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[ Standverse AU ]

Stone Free and Diamond: we have to find our users!

Gold exp's subplot:

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Kakyoin: Well, I had a great night, but I do have to skee-daddle!

Kakyoin thinking: Jesus Noriaki, ‘I have to skee-daddle?’ You just boned the hottest guy ever— get a grip. SKEE-DADDLE REALLY WHAGDNAKKSNF

Kakyoin: Jojo? Have you seen my retainer?

Jotaro is a praying mantis AU except Kakyoin is just some guy and Jotaro is ftm trans

One might say it’s insensitive to make Jotaro still exhibit female praying mantis behaviours when he is trans masc but I think it doesn’t matter too much because he’s a fucking seven foot praying mantis and nobody can tell me the difference anyways

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Love seeing a ‘me and her 🥹😚’ caption on a tik tok video and the video being an edit of Josuke and Okuyasu

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Hirohiko Araki will name an Italian character spaghetti bolognese and be deadass.

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Additionally to the jotakak:

I love love love making my favourite ship unrecognizable and ridiculous, I love love love it!!

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Omg my favourite pairing!!! Horrible creature and his ugly fucking boyfriend!!! Omg haiiii!!!!

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IS THAT THE ENEMY STAND USER STANKY LEG AND HIS STAND 「 THE STANK 」 ???

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I just started the part 3 manga, and I think a lot of my problems with jotaro are specific to the anime. I never really thought of the animation as “stiff,” but in the manga, jotaro has a lot of subtle expressions that give the impression that this is a scared kid trying his best to act tough. In the anime however, his expressions are so unmoving that he just comes across as a one-dimensional “tough guy” type. In the manga, he’s a dick to his mother bc that’s what teenagers do when they’re stressed. In the anime, he’s a dick to his mother bc he is a dick. In the anime, jotaro tries to kill avdol for no reason. In the manga, he begs avdol not to interfere because he’s afraid of killing him.

Also, in the anime, he calls star platinum an evil spirit, and as the audience you’re just like, oh this seems like a neutral spirit- he must think it’s evil for superstitious reasons. In the manga, star platinum can talk independently from jotaro’s thoughts, and threatens avdol with no input from him. Also the first close up of star platinum looks like this. Which is, to put it nicely, fucking terrifying. He looks like N’doul.

So it’s like, oh okay, I get it now. Jotaro is completely understandable.

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I love it when authors make their unrealistically buff characters seem smaller not by actually making them smaller, but rather by putting them next to an even bigger, unrealistically buff character. Like, Kakyoin only looks small because he’s beside JOTARO ninety percent of the time. It’s like putting a monster truck next to a fighter one jet.