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Ben Wyatt the sitcom character ever. He became mayor of his town at 18 and bankrupt it making a winter sports complex. He’s terrified of cops. “Who hasn’t had gay thoughts.” He’s played by Adam Scott. He has a rollerskating kink. He writes Star Trek slashfic. He loves calzones. His knee jerk, subconscious reaction to someone calling Leslie a bitch was to punch him in the face. He buckled in his briefcase. Even he’s dancing. He named his calculator. He thought the idea of Leslie being a dictator was hot. He makes claymation. He’s like a milf. He made a board game. He’s a human disaster.

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character of all time to me

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Day 10: Favorite co-star of @slowsweetlove’s list

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How in the world does your leaving help me? - It doesn't, I'm not going.

Dick Winters & Lewis Nixon in BAND OF BROTHERS (2001)

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MASTERS OF THE AIR — part 2

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no but river cartwright really is character of all time. to me. his whole thing is he was so good at tracking the second-in-command of mi5 that he saw something he shouldn't have and she completely ruined his career as a result. he's also somehow mistakenly called in two separate bomb threats. he has no hesitations getting beat up for several hours by the head of mi5 enforcement but also his one (1) major undercover op was going to a family's dinner and acting normal and he completely failed. he goes to france and immediately apologizes for being british. he's anti-slutshaming. his dad's an ex-CIA cultist. did i mention his undercover disguise was a pair of glasses and a light blue shirt. a girl literally took him aside and asked him why he was being so fucking weird.

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you just don't get shit like this with 8-episode streaming seasons

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hey. you're doing great :) I think that blorbo of yours should be shot in an alleyway with no one around, terrified and alone, and forced to struggle back to their home base trailing blood along the concrete behind them, and collapse in a shocked caretaker's arms, though. that's just my opinion. keep thrivin :)

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Slow Horses + River Cartwright always having the worse day

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series appreciation • 20 characters: [1] dana scully, the x files

I think the dead are beyond caring what people think about them. Hopefully we can adopt the same attitude.

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THIS IS SO ADORABLE🥰

Cat feeds cat🥰

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❤ JUST SIBLING THINGS ❤ with River and Patrice (Slow Horses, S04)

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I'm so deeply in love with River Cartwright and Jack Lowden. It's a problem.

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Slow Horses + Lamb poking River with his chopsticks

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Diana Taverner Slow Horses | 4.05 "Grave Danger"

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Jack Lowden as River Cartwright Slow Horses – S04E05 – Grave Danger

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Slow Horses + Sticking the Landing