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"Safe Abortion for All.
No Compromise - No Apology"
Print by Bum Lung Press
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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here
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itsdoctorcat · 4 hours
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im gonna remove my nervous system so i wont be nervous anymore. cant believe what a good idea this is why did no one else do this
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itsdoctorcat · 18 hours
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everyone quiet down dj unprotected sex is getting an unexpected call from the clinic
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itsdoctorcat · 18 hours
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Bit telling that for years and years evangelical religious extremists have been allowed on university campuses with their bullhorns and horrific imagery where they harass students into physical altercations and when students complain to the university’s administration they just shrug their shoulders citing freedom of speech but when those same tuition-paying students start protesting against war and genocide they call SWAT
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itsdoctorcat · 19 hours
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Made a chart for sorting fantheories
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magpie
[ID: illustration of a magpie with blue-green wavy stripes across its body]
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Adult Swim making an unholy amount of sense.
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itsdoctorcat · 19 hours
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Guess what day it is!
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itsdoctorcat · 19 hours
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hey… don’t cry… look… two seals kissing
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itsdoctorcat · 19 hours
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whenever I see these comments I imagine Im in a busy marketsquare and the merchants are yelling as you walk by
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itsdoctorcat · 19 hours
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itsdoctorcat · 19 hours
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okayyyyyy. Wet Snorting creature.
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itsdoctorcat · 19 hours
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A fae being stands before you.
“Every day you will receive one thousand dollars in your bank account. But every time you lift a glass to your lips to take a drink, you will hit your front teeth on the first try. Every. Time. Do you accept this deal?”
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itsdoctorcat · 19 hours
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guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening
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While trying to find Chekov Bones stops to do some awesome doctoring 
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