if rupaul’s drag race had a succession-themed runway
rupaul: category is… succession, suc-sashay!
queen 1, wearing a fitted pantsuit and stilts: my outfit was inspired by cousin greg and i am LIVING for this moment. my pussy is on fire, just like my corporate documents!
carson cressley: white collar crime? more like white holla crime!
queen 2, wearing gerri’s dress from the sad sack wasp trap: girl, i am giving you head to toe gaystar boyco realness. i am showing the judges i am ready to be C-E-Hoe!
michelle visage: i wouldn’t mind holding HER stakes!
queen 3, wearing an inflatable pool floatie: i am serving jeremy strongza eleganza!
guest judge nicholas braun, clearly reading from a teleprompter: she came here to slay.