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sunshiney characters who adore the mean grumpy character, platonically or romantically, but not DESPITE them being mean as if that isn’t who the other “really” is deep down. they love it. they think the other is the funniest cleverest most delightful person alive
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Maybe one day it’ll feel like we’re in a relationship again, and not just best friends. Maybe one day I won’t have to masturbate daily just to keep myself from thinking about touching her. I miss the excitement and the passion and the attention. I don’t want it from anyone else. I just wish she wanted me the way I want her.
It’s so fucking lonely to live like this.
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Should’ve checked whether anyone in my house likes eggs before we got chickens. I have 67 eggs that need eating.
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imagine being this wrong and also hiding this article behind a paywall
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words of wisdom from wikipedia this evening
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“But then it passed, as all things do.”
— Khaled Hosseini, And the Mountains Echoed
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At some point I realized it’s not even the sex I miss. I just miss being wanted. Even when it happens, it’s not because she wants me. “It sounded fun”. It’s always some variation of that. Not she just needed my hands on her. She never wants me. The only time she even pretends to is when she’s drinking, and it’s only because she enjoys teasing me. That’s why having sex doesn’t help. That’s why it feels like something is missing.
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Bro come look at the stars with me I am not feeling like myself
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Man put into lifelong debt after buying three gas station snacks and a beer
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I dont think we give dogs enough credit for how brave they are for going face-first down the stairs
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