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DC Twitter must have been INSANE when it got out that Superboy’s dads were Superman and Lex Luthor. Holy shit. The memes. The ship wars. The homophobes. The mpreg jokes. People would have lost their fucking minds. Lex Luthor releases a statement like “he’s a clone of me and Superman no birth was involved” and people are like KINDA GAY OF YOU TO HAVE A SON WITH ANOTHER MAN, LUTHOR. Lexcorp’s PR team locks themselves in a conference room and refuses to come out for love or money.

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Rich pregnant socialite: So we went to this clinic and let them manipulate our genes so we're 100% sure our child won't have any disease, he will have my hair and his father eyes and so much things we did for him! And you Bruce ?

Brucie: Found em in the trash. Except Tim, he found me in the trash.

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boop (have you eaten today? have you drank water? are you doing well? i love you. i wish you the best)

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Hello boss I'm sorry I can't come to work today because Our Website has reintroduced Facebook poking but with cat paws for April Fool's Day and my calendar is very full keeping up with all the booping I need to do. thank you for your understanding

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If we max out this meter we become the new PDF

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Tumblr: *enables PVP*

The entire userbase:

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i have been booped to the max UmU

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in case you were curious, this is the current state of NFT crypto bros on twitter

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FYI, y'all have my blanket permission to spam me with as many boops as you need to get those cute badges :3

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You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

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fanfic where they both turn into coniferous trees. mutual pining

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"i can fix him" "i can make him worse" yeah well i can boop him

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im losing it akdndnfnnf