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Ok so half of my friends cannot log in right now? When they created a tumblr it forced them to log in through yahoo, and now Yahoo is saying “Cannot find url” when they try to log in on tumblr. It is literally stopping them from logging in. any help?

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(like-a-deer) “He’s not… that… special.”

“Jasmine..” The Fugitive sighs as he shakes his head.  

“I dunno who you think you’re kiddin’ but if he was any more special to ya you wouldn’t be talkin’ to me right now you’d be in there makin’ out with him.’

He merely pats the girl on the back. “I’m older than you, not stupid love.”

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The LEGO Movie sentence starters

122 starters feel free to change gender pronouns ‘read-more’ added for length

“He is coming. Cover your butt.”

“Now my evil power will be unlimited!”

“All of this is true… because it rhymes.”

“Hey, _____, what do you wanna do this morning? Watch TV? Me too!”

“Oh my gosh, I love this song!”

“Everything is awesome.”

“Everything is cool when you’re part of a team.”

“Everything is awesome when we’re living our dream.”

“Man, I feel so good right now!”

“I could sing this song for hours!”

“Hey, pal, I hate to tell you this, but, uh, I don’t think you’re supposed to be here.”

“Where are you going? Miss! I didn’t mean to scare you!”

“I feel like maybe I should touch that.”

“It’s your turn to be the hero.”

“I don’t—where am I? What’s happening?”

“Get it off me! Get it off me!”

“Come on, you can’t be this stupid.”

“He’s not… that… special.”

“I know that guy, but I know, like, zippy-zap about him.”

“We all have something that makes us something.”

“I told you I was a nobody.”

“There’s obviously been a mix-up here.”

“Come with me if you wanna not die.”

“So, uh, didn’t catch your name… Or anything about what you’re, uh, up to or what we’re doing here.”

“You can drop the act with me. It’s cool.”

“Will you please tell me what is happening?”

“I wanna go home!”

“Do you have any idea what that does to your colon?”

“Uh, I’m not sure why exactly you’d bring that up.”

“I like you, but I’m angry with you for some reason.”

“Great. I think I got it… but just in case… Tell me again because I wasn’t listening.”

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Goddamn it. 

He was slipping, wasn’t he? Two scared young people could best him? A seasoned criminal like him? Part of the PAYDAY gang?! 

She had his gun, what could he- wait.

He kept his hands raised, and stood, backing up to the wall close to the doorway. He did have something he could do, if they’d take the bluff. 

Hox whispered as low as he could into the mic on his mask. “Bain.. don’t worry, I think I got this..” 

The Fugitive slowly reached into his jacket, pulling out a grenade he had and slipping his finger in the loop of the pin. “Alright, now.. Love. I’m not goin’ back to prison.. So here’s yer choice.. Send th’ gun back over or we leave here in pieces.”

He’d slid in front of the doorway by the time he was done speaking.

Zoey kept the gun aimed at him, even as he started easing off of Duncan. Good lord the mask creeped her out, but still- she had to be brave. 

“I-I’ll regret it but I’ll do it if it means protecting us, believe me!”

Gun flicked away for a second, pointing to the wall then back at the robber. “Now.. back up to the wall, please…” She couldn’t help being polite at first. It was in her nature. 

“Now.” A bit more forceful. Well, she was trying to protect herself and someone that was beaten half to heck already.

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Hox hacks, a small amount of copper taste in his mouth. Damn this kid was tough.  He grabbed the punk’s wounded shoulder, -finding an opportunity to hurt him more-  using the other hand to grip his choker.

“Goddamn it! You put up a better fight than some’a GenSec, I’ll hand it t-” The Fugitive froze, gun definitely getting his attention. 

Fuck. 

Hox slowly let go of the green haired punk, sliding his hands up and backing off Duncan; staying on his knees.

 “Now.. Easy love- ya don’t wanna do somethin’ you’ll regret, ey?”  Turning his head to get a better look at the little redhead. 

Why did he have to be the one to babysit?

This guy was giving a full beating into Duncan. 

 There was no way in hell he was letting this guy up to get to Zoey though, so he was intending on throwing punches and knees just as hard as he was receiving.

Although.. he was wearing down from the pain in his shoulder and the blood trickling down the back of his throat; causing him to be nauseous. He was refusing to give up as long as the redhead was in there with them though. 

Once he heard the click of the gun the punk stopped, holding the guy how he could; grabbing onto him by the side and shoulder.

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Shit, shit, shit! 

This guy wasn’t giving up. Hox continued pounding on the guy, receiving a sound thrashing himself.

“B-Bain? Fuck! Get th’others outta here, I’ll get out on my own!”

He didn’t want to contact his boss in front of a stranger, but he had to let them know it was ok to leave.  

When the Fugitive reared back with the gun again, it was suddenly caught. Fuck, he was now fighting two kids. As he was trying to hold the punk down with one hand, he tried pulling the gun free with the other. 

He finally had to relinquish the gun when a sharp blow to his stomach registered, knocking the wind out of him. Both hands now free to try and fight the boy off of him; He didn’t care that he didn’t have the gun in his possession now, he was pissed at this kid for stopping him. 

Duncan was grasping at the man’s jacket, his shoulder, and anything else he could get a hold of to keep him on the floor with him. 

As the shot rang out, he let out a pained gasp; heat and pain blooming in his left shoulder. That’s when the man gripped the same shoulder, pounding into his chest, face and other shoulder with the gun’s back. This only made Duncan punch harder, trying to get the masked man to stop. Knock him out. Something. 

The punk growled as he sunk his fist into the man’s side, Zoey’s scream triggering him into fighting harder to protect her. 

He was too busy fighting with the guy to notice Zoey approaching, only looking up briefly when he heard her speak. 

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Damn it, the girl wasn’t going down. 

Well, she was afraid, but he didn’t want her to become a liability here, not unless he had to. “Down NOW, girlie. I don’t want- th’ fuck?!” It was too late when he saw the blur, and he was crashing to the ground. 

A panicked shot, then resorting to trying to hit the stranger off him with the butt of the gun and grabbing his shoulder with the other to brace the blows. 

Why do brats always have to be brave? Why was he alone?! 

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{totallyxdramaticxdivas - Zoey} hey… hey, hey, what’s goin’ on? huh?

Jasmine and Houston were in the back of the bank working on the boxes, while Clover in all her intimidating glory was working in the front, trying to keep everyone down. She had insisted she had it, and Hox didn’t want to argue. 

He roamed the middle offices, zip tying people and making sure no one had their hand on the buzzer. The fugitive had expected to run into a lot of different people and situations.. but none of them included a very drowsy girl -who had apparently fell asleep in the waiting room to one of the offices- asking the man in the mask wielding a gun what was going on.

To be fair, he was facing away from her when she asked. 

Never-the-less, he sighed at what he was going to have to do; speaking as he turned around. “Alright, love.. Gonna need ya to get on the ground. Now.”

He aimed a gun to her chest as punctuation.

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(like-a-deer) “I saw his face, it was the face I love.”

An eyebrow slowly raised. When the girl came into his and Dallas’ office looking upset, he was ready to attack someone. 

He had sat her down in Dallas’ chair because the Mastermind was out on a heist -and hey, Hox really didn’t give a flying fuck about what he thought when there was an upset heister-especially a kid- in his midst.

But when she said that? That specific phrase? It left a gnawing feeling in his gut. “Y’love.. Jasmine-y’don’t mean.. Fawn, love, no..”

That kid was a hostage.

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Cher Lyrics Starter Pack

“I saw [their] face, it was the face I love.”

“Hey, i thought i was smart.”

“It’s wrong, so wrong.”

“[They] left [their] neighborhood in which everyone was filthy rich.”

“Too much emotion for [them]. [They] let their heart become [their] world.

”Some people run, some people crawl.”

“Don’t pay me no mind.”

“Where did you go?”

“The cruel war is raging..”

“I know i shouldn’t cry..”

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//I’m going to put this up just so you guys know. I’m fine with receiving anything at any time, and will always answer it. Don’t ever worry about “bothering me” because you aren’t. Feel free to send in any rp starter from any of the ones I’ve reblogged, just hop into my inbox and ask my character something on or off anon.. anything. It’s always open!//

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LOGAN (2017) // SENTENCE STARTERS

feel free to change pronouns / descriptors !

those are chrome plated mugs.

oh, fuck.

you’re the only one that can help.

get the fuck away from me!

it was either an escaped tiger or freddy kruger.

i’m looking for someone who’s looking for you.

get the fuck out of my car.

i am a fan, by the way.

nature made me a freak. man made me a weapon. and god made it last too long. 

holy fuck.

two days on the road, only one meal, and hardly any sleep. 

you are dying. you want to die.

this is what life looks like: people love each other. you should take a moment…

i always know who you are, i just sometimes don’t recognize you.   

this has been the most perfect sleep i’ve had in years… and i don’t deserve it, do i? 

(name), you still have time.

she’s like you.

you had a nightmare.

people hurt me.

i hurt people.

i’ve hurt people, too. they were bad people.

you know you gotta pay for that, right?

hey, hey, c’mon, where’s your parents?

not okay!

what the fuck?

the lord will provide.

it happened once and they just turned it into a big fucking lie! 

bad shit happens to people i care about.

take your friends and run.

you don’t have to fight anymore.

don’t be what they made you.

no … no, dad. no … no … daddy! no, daddy! dad!

so this is what it feels like.

such a nice man.

i don’t wanna talk about it. i don’t wanna hear it anymore. 

i have to pee.

i am fucked up.

motherfucking auto trucks!

language, (name).

geez, seeing you like this, it just breaks my damn heart. 

showtime, boy!

hey… hey, hey, what’s goin’ on? huh? 

you can talk? you can fucking talk?

i hear you at night; you’re not sleeping.

there’s no living with the killing. there’s no going back. right or wrong, it’s a brand. a brand that sticks. 

let’s go. we gotta move.

i don’t know how you got me here, but… thank you. 

you read these in your spare time?

there are no more guns in the valley.

we got ourselves an x-men fan.

this is ice cream for bedwetters.

they make you look younger.

i wish i could say that you were a good pupil, but the words will choke me.

what’s all this bullshit’s been for the last 2,000 fucking miles? 

what? okay, shut up! shut up! shut the fuck up! 

it’s a fantasy, kid.

sweetie, you want some dessert?

don’t hit me!

no, do your homework.

dinner’s ready.

you okay, boss?

i’m not a box of avocados.

let’s go to fucking fantasy land.

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{Guess who’s gonna scream if my internet doesn’t quit behaving like one of the gang’s drills? Terribly sorry guys.}

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Like it’s neon oak …💗💜💚✨

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There’s a message in the way a person treats you. Just listen.

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RANDOM SENTENCE STARTERS

Following my AUs and Prompts List from a few months back, here is a compilation of my favorite sentence starters for all your writing needs.

Because most of them aren’t mine, credits are at the end.

SHORT

“Marry me.” “Do you want me to leave?” “You are not going without me.” “I can’t believe you!” “I swear it won’t happen again.” “What did you say?” “I’m not jealous.” “You’re jealous, aren’t you?” “We can’t keep doing this.” “Are you sure this is legal?” “Isn’t this amazing?” “I’m going to take care of you, okay?” “Stay the night. Please.” “You can’t die. Please don’t die.” “Run away with me.” “You did WHAT?” “Quit whining.” “Get outta my sight!” “Why are you so annoying?” “Were you ever going to tell me?” “Never in a million years.” “Don’t ask me that…” “I might have had a few shots.” “What’s with the box?” “W- What are you doing?” “Say it!” “I could kiss you right now!” “Are you done with that?” “What’s going on here?” “Stop pinning this on me! You started it!” “It’s your fault we’re in this mess.” “Did you do this on purpose?!” “Kiss me.” “Are you still awake..?” “Excuse you?” “This is all your fault!” “I can’t believe you dragged me into this.” “Don’t give me that look! It wasn’t my fault!” “I shouldn’t be in love with you!” “It’s not fair!” “I could kill you right now!” “Knock it off!” “Screw you!” “You’re a complete moron!” “I love this song!” “I can’t be in love with you!” “Make me.” “Don’t tempt me.” “I hate you.” “You are infuriating!” “Just shut up already.” “That doesn’t even make sense.” “Bite me.” “Eat me.” “Kiss my ass.” “Just admit I’m right.” “Just admit you’re wrong.” “You are being ridiculous!” “That’s irrational.” “Listen to me!” “That’s not what I meant and you know it.” “Don’t yell at me.” “That’s it. End of discussion.” “I don’t believe you.” “You shouldn’t have said that.” “Fuck you!” “Shut your mouth before I shut it for you.” “How dare you?” “I dare you!” “It’s you, it’s always been you.” “Well this is awkward…” “Just pretend to be my date”.  

MISCELLANEOUS

“Are you really gonna leave without asking me the question you’ve been dying to ask me?” “The planet is fine. The people are fucked.” “I just did some calculations, and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit.” “You know what I like most about people? Pets.” “Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they’d lock us up?” “What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.” “I don’t hate you.. I just don’t like that you exist.” “Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag.” “Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.” “Did you really just insult Captain America in front of me?” “Can I touch your boob?” “It’s not that you’re wrong, exactly, you’re just extremely not right.” “You shouldn’t be trusted with small children, should you?” “Give me cake or give me death.” “On a scale from, ’I can sometimes make important phone calls without crying’ to ’I have a stable job with a steady income, a spouse who loves me, a dog, and two kids who are screwed up minimally at worst’, how much of an adult are you?” “You think I’m dumb enough to fall for that stupid move?” “Despite the cliche, it’s not me, it’s you.” “Obviously you can’t tell a woman you just met that you love her, but it sucks that you can’t.” “No, it was my fault for thinking that you might care.” “When you love someone, you just don’t stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Specially then!” “If you’re not scared, then you’re not taking a chance. If you’re not taking a chance, then what the hell are we doing anyway?” “I think I’ve been holding myself back from falling in love with you all over again.” “What have I told you about the toilet seat?” “I tried to change the duvet and I got stuck inside.” “I vote today to be a pajama day.” “You have to tell me why were committing a felony before we do it. Not that that’s going to stop us, but at least I’ll have all the facts.” “I don’t leave messages. If I wanted to talk to a machine, I’d talk to my VCR.” “I can be flexible. As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.” “You know we’re suppose to be together. I knew it the first time I saw you, and you know it, too. I know you do.” “Those things you said yesterday… Did you mean them?” “I’m not going to apologise for this. Not anymore.” “What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.” “I am NOT crying, okay?! I’m allergic to jerks!” “This would not happen if I had a penis!” “That’s almost exactly the opposite of what I meant.” “All nighter, you and me. First one to fall sleep buys the other dinner.” “I don’t think I’ve ever played spin the bottle.” “Sorry! I didn’t mean to touch your butt.” “I’m ok, thank you. Just please, stop talking to me.” “To the night you’ll never remember!” “Excuse me, did the 12:15 bus come by already?” “Could I sit here? All the other tables are full.” “Are you meeting someone here? Because.. I think I’m that person.” “You weren’t supposed to laugh! I’m so embarrassed!” “It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.” “Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his/her cake hole.” “I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.” “You better take care of that car or I swear I’ll haunt your ass!” “This is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.“ “It’s a real shame nobody asked for your opinion.” “I could do that, but could doesn’t mean would.” “You cannot fathom the immensity of the fucks I don’t give.” “You’re like, five feet tall. How you gonna reach me, shortie?” “I recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it” “Do you need me to kill someone for you?” “Look out where you’re going, asshole!” “Fuck the sandwich guy!” “I did not mean for stripping to come out of this.” “The whole street is blocked off. The police won’t tell us anything, but I think there’s been some kind of attack… Maybe a bomb?” “Oh my god, are you okay? I’m calling the police. I think I saw who did this to you.” “I’m weird, you’re weird, we could have weird little babies and live weirdly ever after if it wasn’t for the fact I find you repulsive.” “There is nothing wrong with planning a wedding with a video game character.” “I’m gonna lay down and die for like half hour okay?”   “There’s been some real friction in our friend group lately. I suggest an orgy to save our friendships.” “It’s midnight, what do you want?” “I think I know how to use a bed.” “If I wake up in the morning and I’m dead… Wait.” “You are completely unfit to handle a child.” “We have to get out of this place. It is EVIL.” “Don’t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!” “When in doubt curl into the fetal position and give up on life.” “It’s not a double date, we’re just third and forth wheeling.”

PREGNANCY

“I have something to tell you…” “I think I’m pregnant.” “I’m pregnant!” “When were you going to tell me that you’re pregnant?” “You’re smart and successful with an adorable belly.” “$50 bucks says it’s a girl/boy.” “Pregnancy suits you…” “Hello little one. We can’t wait to meet you…” “I’ll just be in the bathroom throwing my fucking guts up because our unborn kid wants to be a dick!” “There’s someone I’d like you to meet…” “Shh… He/she’s sleeping..” “I have a special surprise for you. Close your eyes and follow me.” “No, no, no, no, no, we aren’t ready… We aren’t ready for kids yet!” “Oh, gosh, I felt it! I felt a kick!”

FLUFF

“Your hair is so soft…” “You’re so cute when you pout like that!” “Just relax, I’ll wash your hair for you.” “I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.” “What, does that feel good?” “HA! I found a weak-spot on you, didn’t I?” “Are you wearing my shirt?” “You are ridiculously comfortable…” “I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with…” “You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this…” “You’re beautiful, you know that?” “We should get a puppy!”

STARGAZING

“Aren’t they beautiful?” “These stars are nothing compared to the ones I’ve seen in your eyes.” “Shooting star, make a wish.” “It’s actually a comet, but I’ll still make one.” “Imagine if it could always be this way, even in the city.” “Never thought something so beautiful could exist in nature…” “Wouldn’t it be cool to name a star after yourself?” “Y'know, your roof may not be the safest place for us to stargaze.” “This is why you made me drive three hours out into the middle of nowhere?” “Is that a– Wait, no, just an airplane.” “I wouldn’t mind falling asleep out here.

TEXTS

[text]: What do you want now? [text]: Do you want to bet on that? [text]: Guess who just got back in town. [text]: So I might be in a hospital right now… [text]: We can’t keep doing this anymore! [text]: Come on, come to the party! [text]: Can you pick me up from the bar? Too drunk to drive. [text]: You have no clue how I feel so shut up. [text]: I call bullshit. [text]: You thought you could get away with that, didn’t you? [text] I gave up great shower sex to be here so don’t say I never did anything for our friendship. [text] Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness. [text] Also, my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall. [text] Who says no to sex and donuts?! [text] I know what you did last summer…

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"Wake up! Oh god, please wake up!"

Hoxton wheezed, coming to from the muffled sound of a woman screaming, seeing someone leaning over him. 

Fuck, what had happened? 

Right. Gensec had thrown a flash grenade at them, and he’d kicked it back. but not far enough to be clear of the blast before it got him. 

He gripped her arm, squeezing it slightly to let her know he was conscious.

“M-’m fine, love.. just.. give me a minute.”