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a night out at the club can have a three act structure
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it doesn’t have to be good it just has to be done
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Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.
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i can do anything i want to
Bonus: the original sketch version


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I keep thinking abt this comment and giggling
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when the blind man shows frankenstein’s creature the pleasures of life he shows him cigarette and music. notice how he doesn’t show him linkedin and email
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it is funny when I get asks like “haven’t seen grim in a while. is she okay?? is she dead? do you love her?” and then while I’m typing an answer, Grim is sprawled across my arm like this
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Puts my gun on the table everyone groans cuz it has to be used before the night is over and now everyone knows its act 1
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"Yeah hold on, let me change out of my work clothes" [undoes a single button on my hawaiian shirt and nothing else]
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what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore
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... So i started listening to Second Citadel.
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