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*listens to ‘satisfied’ and ‘take a break’ on repeat and cries*

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That’s it, that’s Hamilton

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Jefferson : I’m not getting into anymore stupid debates with you.

Hamilton : Water is not wet.

Jefferson : bITCH how the fuCk is water not wet it’s water-

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Short Musical Summaries

Hamilton- Act 1 “Fuck yeah, Hamilton!” Act 2 “Fuck you, Hamilton”

Heathers- My boyfriend is a psychopath who killed off all of the popular kids 

Dear Evan Hansen- I started a inspirational program to honor some dead kid I barely knew 

Be More Chill- Take a literal chill pill and it’ll take over your brain. Oh, and Two Player Ga(y)me 

Falsettos- Gayness and AIDS 

Newsies- A newspaper strike, and he wants to go to Santa Fe

Great Comet- Reynolds Affair but genderbent and Natasha is much more naive than Hamilton. Also, Pierre is depressed

Book of Mormon- Gay Mormon missionaries go to Uganda and start a religion with a holy Boba Fett 

Lightning Thief- Percy Jackson musical, but with a DJ Cerberus

Something Rotten- Nick Bottom fucking hates Shakespeare, so he invents an Omelette musical

Waitress- An affair with the doctor who helped with Jenna’s pregnancy. Also, pie

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Hamilton: My mom might've raised an emotionally awkward child with self esteem issues, but shE DIDN'T RAISE NO QUITTER!

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Leslie Odom Jr singing America the Beautiful at the 2018 Super Bowl!

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Me: Tries to hit a high note in any musical song

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me listening to the same musical for the 52nd time

oh shit this is some good stuff right here damn

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people to imagine yourself as when you’re nervous about entering an awkward situation

Jack Kelly at Pulitzer’s office

Whizzer Brown at the baseball game

Dolly Levi at Harmonia Gardens

Anatole Kuragin at the opera

Elder Price at General BFN’s camp

Thomas Jefferson at America

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psychic: ok im reading ur mind

me: ok

my mind: zzzzzzzzztttt SEPTEMBER FIRST, 1989 DEAR DIAR- ohmigod OHMIGOD YOU GUYS THEYRE like thw couple from titanic except NO ONE DIES!! whats ur name man? alexander hamilton! HEEELP ME TO MOORE THAN SURVIIIIIIIIVE. i !! don't !! want !! you !! going !! to !! school !! high !! ME LLAMO ELDER WHITE funny funny funny funny BITCH BITCH bi t ch bjthc all the time ANATOLE IS HOT, HE SPENDS HIS MONEY ON WOMEN AND WINE! sometime sometime SOMETIME SOMETIM SOME TIIIIIIIIIME. THIS MAN IS GAY AND EUROPEAN! im gonna make u popular! shes my doctor OOOO and i love her OOO! AND IF SOMEBODYS IN UR WAY CRUSH THEM AND LEAVE THEM BEHIND. NATALIE NATALIE NATALIE IF U LOVE ME SAY YES! oooo BOY U GOT ME HELPLESS. NOW THERES NO DENYING IIIIIIIIM JUST- so when the high school gym goes BOOM with everyone inside. I LOVE YOU HANSCHEN, AS I HAVE NEVER LOVED ANYONE (as you should)

psychic:

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(I misread a line once–)

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Lin-Manuel Miranda Reveals His Son Doesn’t Like Hamilton

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Quote out of My Shot from the musical Hamilton

8/???

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Book of Hamilton?

Hello My name is lin Manuel And I would like to share with you the most amazing book Hello his name was A. Ham He’s a bastard orphan from a very long long time ago It has so many awesome parts You simply won’t expect how much his book will change your life Hello my names Angelica I would like to share how I was never satisfied

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“are they a…..you know….. *does the pose from the hamilton logo* theatre kid??”

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Or my pride..

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#Letters4Ham: Hand-lettered Lyric Posters

I don’t think I’ve ever been THIS obsessed with a musical before. I’ve looped the album in full blast for 4 months straight and rapped along like there’s no tomorrow. I originally planned this series to just be a 5-poster set but I got carried away and made 11 more. The lyrics, the beat, and the overall message are all so well blended together into one powerful masterpiece. Lin, you are a national treasure. 

Also, if you want to win a free 12x17 poster OR 4x6 cards with designs of your choice from any of the above, I’m holding a giveaway here until October 29!