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*somehow always ends up masturbating*

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I’ve had this post saved up for days, waiting to release it when I ran out of other posts, because this is easily the greatest thing I have ever voiced, and I don’t think I’ll ever be able to top it

but people keep sending me stuff, and I keep finding stuff on my own, so here it is! based on this hilarious comic by @liberlibelulaart

please do keep sending me stuff! I’ve really enjoyed doing this the last couple of months, and even though there’s still more to come, it’s mostly down to dumb luck, and the well is going to dry up real soon

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STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING

Look at this wolf

OK now you can continue

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Another Instagram Request

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When you invite me over for sex and there are other people in the house.

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Tilda Swinton risked arrest waving a rainbow flag in front of the Kremlin in violation of Russia’s new homosexual propaganda bill. And she wants everyone who can to reblog it in solidarity.

Guys please reblog this, it won’t ruin your blog, this is important

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“Do I look like I eat bugs?!”

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Late Night Sesh

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I’m not needy! >:C

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I tried, okay?! 😖

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They call me Eros.

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-Slurp Slurp Slurp-

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One thing that I enjoy thoroughly is musk. There’s just something so nice about it. The smell. The taste. Nothing else is like it and there’s nothing not to enjoy about it.

My owner knows this. And he knows I enjoy his musk, a lot.