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I love the concept of exile. Like dude just get out

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Why is it that when you start eating eggs you also have to suffer a race against time before your brain decides to make eating eggs unbearable

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yea u follow me on tumblr but will u follow me into war?

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big sign outside my funeral says tw:animal death

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Good people are reincarnated into kittens that are adopted by girls with big naturals

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What does it mean when a post gets twenty likes but only two reblogs. It's a good post but more of a guilty pleasure. Is that what I am

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I think that we as a society should get more comfortable with the idea that sometimes our friends will be attracted to us and sometimes we will be attracted to our friends and nothing needs to come of that.

You don't have to date. You don't have to stop being friends. You can just keep hanging out. Self control and respect exists.

And sometimes you will date your friend and figure out that your dynamic worked better when you were friends. And then you can go back to being friends. It's really quite simple. Mature and cool, even.

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“you‘re so quiet” baby i’m not even here. i’m fantasizing about a book i read weeks ago. move on.

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*continues to be the same idiot over and over and over again*

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Landscaping is just unproductive gardenong

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i refuse to apologize for being weird or offputting actually that's your problem i'm having a fantastic time

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reblog this to take a smoke break with the person you reblogged it from

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i’m a clove of garlic and God is crushing me under a knife so i add flavour to the soup

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i will turn you into a fucking pdf if you dont stop

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aren’t all rats technically “rat bastards.” i mean they don’t have a concept of marriage

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making art is actually abusive because you are manipulating the viewer into feeling something

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the spore soundtrack is really good to listen to while watching porn on mute. i call the activity “sporn” and its really really bad to experience