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ive been illegally downloading shit like its my job since i was 10
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I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao
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cats can never just lay down they have to stand there on your pancreas
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few understand just how many such cases there are
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you can tell a lot about a person by looking at their hands. for example, if it’s a skeleton hand then they’re dead
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the death of the baboon king will change everything
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Strangest Thing is that the show is still going
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The ability to turn reblogs off has really added a new dimension to shitty posts
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Let’s bring Flash development back so 14 year olds can create extremely violent and greasy minigames about eviscerating Labubu and upload them to Newgrounds.
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guy types out a rage filled response on the internet. but before posting it goes on a long walk to calm down. during his walk he gains a new appreciation for life and his role in it. he comes home, rereads his pending response, and clicks post.
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*meeeting a friend for coffee* friend: how's work been?
me: oh you know *mimes putting a gun in my mouth but i moan a little and start sucking the barrel and pushing it deeper
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