itsmattchou

[itsmattchou]

lol it's been a year and i haven't posted ONCE 💀💀😭 not my ass teasing a comeback like 20 times only to disappear into thin air for the next 8 months

happy new year by the way pookies??? i fear i am little late oopsie but better late than never!

I've just read through my releases so far and i noticed that i miss zumblr 🥹 mfs were my home for a few months and then i just. dipped. love tjat for me

i wanna get back into writinf BECAUSE ITS JUST SOSOSOS MUCH FUN but then again i haven't touched a single media including zb1 in over a year now HAHHA

maybe its time to catch up and get back into writinf again (i want the emotional pain from their disbandment to deeply affect me for the rest of my life)

thing is I'm like,,,, actually busy for the first time in my life. like what the fuck is fhis. im stressed and cant sleep long and my hair is turning grey (last thing is a lie)

also i cut my finger on a pizza box. don't ask me how i did it, i did it and it hurts like a bitch now💀

anyway thanks for coming to my life update and yet another promise to start posting again (who knows, maybe I'll do it😻 just dong count on it (nobody is))

good night pookies mwah

[itsmattchou]

18.....

im in pain

[itsmattchou]

guess whos inactive asf right now (this bitch right here‼️) BUT BUT BUT i promise my love for writinf and zb1 will have a comeback and then I WILL HAVE A COMEBACK TOO 🔥🔥🔥🔥 eventually

also i miss zumblr i love you zumblr i hope all of you are well🫶 💗

[itsmattchou]

chouchou i pulled matthew again from my 2nd YITS album 🙀🙀 how are you feeling abt this

at the airpot rn i will be there to break into your home in 11 hours just u wait

[itsmattchou]

PEOPLE DIDNT FORGET ME YET YAY OMG ISER

maybe i am just biased but i think this is perfect‼️‼️ (actually matthew isnt the last person in my gallery BUT ive recently created ocs for fun so now i just have a bunch of strangers there. AND TWICE CONCERT VIDEOS I HAVE TOO!!!) but yeah matthew was the first person i knew the name of that wasnt me or twice🥰 also i think this pic is just beautiful

SOMEONE WRITE A FAMFIC LIKE THAT 🤬🤬 or no wait i will LET ME COOK

tagging tea :333 @teaxeee

tagged by @arkhammaid & @keqism ty both beloveds <3

you’re starring in a movie with the last person saved in your camera roll and the last song you listened to is the title. who/what is it?

tagging! (no pressure): @grxywxrrxnn @namodawrites @sipsteainanxiety @baeshijima @seisitive & anyone else who wants to join in!! <3

[itsmattchou]

ladies, your 4th, 10th, and last most recent emojis describe your character's only personality traits in a movie written by a man

[itsmattchou]

thanks for the tag irene👹👹

black; love as healing

Your love is the carefully tilled soil of last year's garden. In that way, loving you is rich with possibilities and growth. You are a quiet weekend night, as the stars begin to wink down at you. You sit, you listen, you reflect. Perhaps in the past you've been misunderstood, maybe by yourself. Everything has the potential for love. Love is a promise for you.

tagging everyone who wants to do it <3

mutuals do this

[itsmattchou]

NAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OMG HI YOUR REQUESTS ARE OPEN AGAIN!!! YAY YAY YAY

could i pleasepleaseplease request an astrology ship for zerobaseone? <3

here's my chart:

sun & mercury taurus ; moon virgo ; ascendant libra ; venus aries ; mars cancer

have a nice day!!

Thank you so much for requesting here you go love!❤️

I'll ship you with....

Zhang Hao

[itsmattchou]

EHEHEHE GUESS WHO'S GOING TO THE TWICE CONCERT IN BERLIN TODAY🤭🤭

I AM SOOO READY TO MEET MY WIFE

i cant wait to go "JYP🤬" during alcohol free & im also mentally preparing myself to lose my voice durinf fhe feel special fan chant

ONE IN A 👹 MILLION👹 NUNBUSHIGE SARANGHAE👹 TEU WA I SEU👹👹👹

[itsmattchou]

i hope your having a good day ily

iserrrrrr🫶🫶🫶 i am!!! my day is good im just a bit sick EHICH SCUKS‼️‼️👹 but yeah other than that im better than ever

wbu?? ilyt <33

[itsmattchou]

hey lvr.

summary: you've got me going crazy (aka. stealing matthew's hoodies) | wc: 0.5k

who: matthew x gn!reader

categories: implied non-idol au but it's not explicitly written, fluff

warnings: use of "babe" and "love" as petnames, fic implies that matthew's clothing is oversized but it's also described to be too big for matthew as well, this is not proofread. wrote this in one sitting and called it done sorry

notes: for @itsmattchou <33 my fav 17cm person <33 i need to write more for funky canadian man. oml this is shorter than i thought it would be lol but you had no idea how much i wanted to diverge and turn this into like, a wattpad style fic for fun before posting the actual version

“Babe?” 

“Yeah?” 

“Have you seen my grey hoodie?” Matthew said to you from the other room, digging around his closet. The guys had agreed to meet up and he was already running behind schedule, having woken up late. “The one that says ‘Canada’ in blue?” He huffed and ran a hand through his hair, popped his head out the doorway, and looked for you from down the hallway.

“Nope… haven’t seen it.” He frowned, missing the way you hesitated with your words. 

“God damnit, I really liked that one.” He turned back to the closer and rummaged around to look for an alternative, holding up different sweatshirts to his body in front of the mirror. 

“Isn’t that the one that’s like, really big on you?” 

“Yeah, but that’s what makes it comfortable.” He placed everything down on the bed and sighed, making his way out of the room over to you. “Are you sure you haven’t-” 

You stared at him, eyes having grown wide as he stared at what you were wearing. Matthew couldn’t help but gape as he took in the fact that you had his sweatshirt, the one he had been dearly searching for for the past ten minutes, was currently covering your frame. You smiled sheepishly, the sleeves also too big on you as they fell past your hands slightly, and rubbed the back of your neck. 

“Uh,” you chuckled, “surprise? I found it?” 

A snicker left his throat as he clutched a hand to his mouth, bursting into a bout of laughter soon after, the joyous sound bouncing off the walls as you stood there dumbfounded. He wiped a tear from his eyes, the giggles dying down as he walked over and placed a hand on the back of your neck, pulling you to him to peck your cheek. 

“Alright, alright, I’ll wear something else,” Matthew said, somewhat disappointed in himself at how easily he gave in. He rushed to get the rest of his things and pulled on his jacket.  “You’re going to end up leaving me with nothing in my closet soon enough, love.” 

“We both know you get these from Hanbin anyways. Sometimes, I think he’s more your partner than I am,” you teased and watched him with fond eyes. He stuck his tongue out at you playfully and scrunched his nose slightly as he did. “I guarantee you, say you’re cold and he’ll give his coat to you.” 

“Don’t say it like that,” he replied with a whine to his voice. “I mean, you aren’t wrong, but you don’t have to say it out loud.” You both laughed. “See you later, don’t burn the apartment down!” 

There was a moment of silence after he left. You shuffled to lock the door before it opened again and Matthew appeared in front of you again, a mischievous glint to his eye. 

“Forgot one thing.” He cupped your cheek and leaned in, pressing a sweet kiss to your lips as his breath fanned across your face. He pulled away gently, nose brushing yours as he whispered close to you, “Now I’m good.” 

Matthew flicked your forehead and waved before shutting the door again, leaving you stunned and admittedly out of breath, in the living room. 

[itsmattchou]

this week on "zumblr gossip" (or for short, zossip)!

1 - did you know theodore from alvin and the chipmunks and jake from enhypen are dating?! here is a picture of the being in love for proof.

*this picture is bad quality because we took it without their consent.*

2 - riri has officially joined the furry line of zumblr, lead by turkish alpha wolf elif! riri has been barking too much. we blame it all on ricky!

3 - keita grew!! he's now 1cm taller than before. soon enough he's the tallest man on this planet, just you wait. we asked his biggest fan what they think about him growing 1cm: misa: "im happy cause i think i might have grown 1cm too. so we are the same height" do you think it's good that keita grew 1cm?

4 - eris, the youngest zumblr member (as of now) has called a 17 year old member of zumblr old! right in front of misas face, the oldest member, too. do you agree? would you say that 17 year olds are old?

5 - chou has turned her autocorrection on! after getting shouted at by another member after making yet another spelling mistake, she has decided to turn on her autocorrection to please the fellow zb1 writers. we have asked her what she thinks about it! chou: ":(((" do you think chou should turn her autocorrection back off and continue to spread the infamous chou disease? or should it stay on (and chou stay unhappy)? let us know in the comments!

this was this week's zossip and we hope to see you tune in again next week!

[itsmattchou]

matthew is matthewing I love him sm GIVE ME THAT DICON THINGY ISTG

MATTHEW ✧ ZB1 DICON UNBOXING

[itsmattchou]

gyuvin. I see myself in gyuvin

shimkongz as my sister and her classmate (being shit at math runs in the family)

ricky: so you add negative 2x to negative 2x and that becomes?

gyuvin: ...

gyuvin: HUH

ricky: (lip smack) okay, let me explain it like a kindergarten teacher

ricky: you know how integers work right?

gyuvin:

gyuvin: what the fuck are integers

ricky: OH MY GOD (buries his face in his hands) LORD PLEASE HELP ME (fake crying)

[itsmattchou]

yay moot game!!! thanks ina <3

only 5 genres im crying what is this😭😭😭 also love the way i only have 2 non kpop artists (taylor swift and tjbeastboy...)

tagging @itsjeongris @itaerae @teaxeee @partiallyderived @mins-fins @luvjiun @chxrrymxxnlight

MUTUAL GAME

add your spotify pie !

tagging! @boyfhee @seongclb @eumpapas @wonuslust @imhuh @weoris @hysgf @hoonvrs @haknom @yeokii @yenqa

[itsmattchou]

we do what we like !

pairing: zb1 maknae line x gn!reader warnings: kabedon, cursing, reader is implied to be shorter than them, english isn't my first language!!! genre: fluff synopsis: you kabedon them notes: I WATCHED THE ONE PIECE LIVE ACTION ITS SO GOOD

shen quanrui

don't. don't give him ideas.

you were just casually talking to him about your favorites group latest comeback and BOOM. suddenly you kabedon-ed (…?) him OUTTA NOWHERE

u suprised him so much, ricky went from casual ricky to shy lovelicky in a matter of a few seconds

he was wordlessly gazing down at you, not even trying to fight the lil cute smile and blush on his face

BUT THEN BOOM (2nd time) CHARIZZMA BOSS BABY RICKY TOOK OVER

he smirked and reversed your roles 🫶 now he's kabedon-ing (????) you🥰

kim gyuvin

PLEASE HE'S LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF

you caught bro COMPLETELY off guard at first, just surprising him like that all of a sudden

his eyes widened while the whole situation was sinking in

then he looked at you. and you looked at him. and he looked at you. and you looked at him.

you had this wannabe rizz facial expression on which made him burst out into laughter

he can't take it seriously at all, he's falling onto his knees from laughing and holding onto you for dear life😭

and you're just like "😐 bro"

park gunwook

hehhehehehe he's a cutie

you suprised him with that little kabedon attack of yours!

you know the way his eyes are always sparkling for no fucking reason?

he looks at you, eyes wide, AND THEY ARE SPARKLING👹

then he just lets out a little giggle because he thinks you're cute and he got shy 😭

literally asks you if you want him to do that to you too

then he just goes in for a lil hug

he loves hugs🫶

han yujin

now this boy is speechless

eyes wide open by twice🤗

he was JUST peacefully telling you about something funny that happened during soccer practice

but then you suddenly got the urge to 🔥kabedon🔥 your boyfriend and just went for it, cutting him off mid sentence

he was looking at you like a deer in headlights. like. what just happened??

thinks for a few seconds on how continue from that point on

"uhm… well… jiseong then said-"

[itsmattchou]

matthew is so me i'd tell yn to punch his ex as well (whos im siwan)

❝ BSF SHENANIGANS! ❞

zb1 hyung line x male!reader

genre :: crack, comedy

warnings :: swearing, kys/kms jokes, just a depiction of how me and my friends are