itsme-johnb

[itsme-johnb]

mmmmh that's fair. also. i feel like i should warn you. my ex, who you may or may not know, really screwed me up so... there's some lingering after effects teehee ❄️

like he was crazy crazy— i've got many stories. anyways, 'wanna sit on your lap and bury my head in your neck and just exist 😋

- 🪻

i'm cool with that, trust me. you're amazing and i wouldn't trade you for shit.

aw, c'mon, baby, that's not fair. can't say that to me when you're way over there and i'm way over here. you got no follow through.

[itsme-johnb]

i DO like your musiccc i don’t like jj’s!

well . because ur boxers are too big for me AND i need three because 1. for day 2. for night 3. if one gets dirty

yeah, jj has horrible taste, i don't blame you.

... alright, but why don't you just get clean ones when you go to bed or wake up or whatever? you sleep in my bed 90% of the time, bun.

[itsme-johnb]

i've never given pope a try though, he might be good. just spitting out thoughts here.

stawwwwwp it you're literally too sweet 🤭

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pope's pretty great, yeah. i'd say he does too much thinking, though. needs to lighten up. respectfully. (@pope-noloveclub-heyward !)

can't help it! you're sweet, and i like makin' you smile.

[itsme-johnb]

i decided i’m gonna steal ur shirts . likeee 3 shirts ,,,.. and then jj’s boxers . ₍ᐢ. ྀི.ᐢ₎

why do you need three shirts? are you gonna wear them out that fast? and how come you're stealing jj's boxers and not mine?

[itsme-johnb]

we can listen to your favorite music!!! whatever u want :)

also A HURRICANE is just generally dangerous . that was sooooo so stoopid. anyway i’m glad u were okkkaaayyy but . still not over that

if i remember correctly, you don't like my music.

i know, i know, i'll make it up. again. okay?

[itsme-johnb]

good 'cause jj couldn't think for me and rafe thought too much for me sooo... your turn! 🤗

alsoooo, my heart meeeeelts in a different kinda way when you call me a nickname grrr grrr i'm biting the phone

-🪻

i'll think just enough that you don't make yourself sick over it, sweetheart.

hey, i just can't help it! some girls deserve to have sweet nicknames and you're definitely one of them.

[itsme-johnb]

YAY night off!!!!! ur also my dumb boyfriend but ur not assssss dumb as jj :p that one time u guys surfed in the hurricane i did throw up. like why would u do that.

ANNNNYWAY we can get all the comfy blankets and wrap up in bed real nice and listen to music!!!

i've apologized for that! we were completely safe, i swear to you. i'd never do anything so dangerous that it'd kill me, li.

helllll yeah. what typa music you wanna listen to?

[itsme-johnb]

okay good 'cause i just got done with a class that i chose to take so i didn't have to do it when the semester begins at uni but it hurrrtttts to do and now i don't want to think 'cause 've been thinking too much

and yes, you are most definitely bf material, come in 💕

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i can do all the thinking for you. not in a i'm-in-charge type way, just that i can help you out.

shit you're perfect ❤

[itsme-johnb]

mmmmh yes please thank youu! i miss you too! and i know its an uncommon way to put it butttt its true— you've got just 'nough muscle to make you look all big and strong and comfy to lay on.

and yummy, in the sense thattt 🥰

-🪻

by definition, then, i guess i'm boyfriend material. specifically made for one gorgeous flower. i'm personalized 'n allat. also, 'm outside. i couldn't stay away any longer.

[itsme-johnb]

oh dear god you're so much nicer than the other boys ☹️ my heaaaart

you're sooo right though, rafe's dangerous and jj's all over the place but you're so commmfy like you just have that yummy look 😋

-🪻

i've never heard it put quite like that before, but thanks, princess. you know what, i vote that i come over and sleep in the same bed. i miss you.

[itsme-johnb]

im finnnneee noooww its fiiinnene ehhefhebdf (〃´𓎟`〃)

yeah, i'm still gonna kick your boyfriend's dumb ass. how about i pick you up some meds and we take the night off, huh?

[itsme-johnb]

₍ᐢ. . ᐢ₎

. . .. .fine. ok

just dont beat him up too bad i want him aLIVE

alright, okay. no promises, actually. i can't believe he made you get tictac high.

[itsme-johnb]

m'doin' gooood, a little tired but not in the sleepless sense — i was social today and yesterday and that's a lot for me 🙂‍↕️

- 🪻

i completely understand that, i do. sometimes i need a break from the pogues, they drive me up the wall. let me know if you need something, alright? back rub, bed warmer, to cuddle, to do other stuff...

what i'm saying is that if you want me to help you get to sleep, i will.

[itsme-johnb]

hiiii, i'm just wonderin' if i could be your 🪻 anon? (she/her, 21)

i've been searching for a jombee for sooooo long like as much as i love rafe 'nd jj i need me a john b routledge in my life 🙂‍↕️

i, personally, think that's a great idea. i'm a lot less dangerous than rafe, a lot less reckless than jj...

how are you, sweetpea?

[itsme-johnb]

nooooooooo nu uh it’s fine jj gave me a kiss ₍⑅ᐢ..ᐢ₎

maybe you should skip the beating him up part and cuddle me n rub my tummy !!!

i can do that, too, but i'm gonna have to talk to him.

[itsme-johnb]

he didn’t really MAKE mee

i didnt choke or anything he just forcefully opened my jaw and dumped them in!

how about you go lay down while i beat his ass? that sounds a lot like making you to me.

[itsme-johnb]

welllll jj forced me on his lap forced open my jaw took the top off the tictac thinggie and poured it all down my mouth ₍ᐢ. ྀི.ᐢ₎

well now i really need to beat his ass. he made you eat them?