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Do you wanna play mermaids? Yay. Okay so my tail is light blue and I have ice powers. And I live in the Arctic sea and watch British sailors die horrible deaths while trying to find the Northwest Passage.

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where’s that 1900s painting of the centaur mother playing with her child in a grassy field?

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very much a fan of this post so i felt compelled to make my own. print it out and give it to your coworkers or hang it in your cubicle and go "don't make me tap the sign"

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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

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The fact that animals that care for their young will sometimes adopt others' lost or orphaned young to raise along their own is just funny to me. I know that it's all hormonal and there's no conscious thought involved in it, but the internal logic of it is so funny.

"Baby = success. More baby = more success. I have one baby and I found four other baby. I have five baby. I am being so fucking successful right now."

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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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"kill them with kindness" WRONG. chess dimension ⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜ ⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛

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I get to be more free as an adult than I ever did as a child and I think more kids need to know that. as a high schooler part of what made my depression so bad was being told over and over again that it was the most carefree time of my life. while I was trapped in an abusive home + amongst bullies at school + in a body that wasn’t right for me. opportunities to be carefree don’t end when you turn 18. you can be more you than ever as an adult and that’s such a gift. I know ‘it can get better’ is an annoying thing to see over and over when you’re as trapped as I was back then. and I know that if you’re still a kid you deserve to be free right this second. but it can and will get better and this is not where life stops being interesting. promise

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IG@lo.pony

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i could fuck a thunderstorm if i really put my mind to it

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They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body

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you CANNOT read too much old timey fiction because I was playing Raft with the lads this morning and without a THOUGHT said we could sail over to another island "if the wind would consent to blow" & let me tell you. This did not pass by unremarked.

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Monster fuckers are so creative cuz it’s like you’ll look at a monster and go “how the fuck would one go about fucking that?” And then a monster fucker will slither from the shadows and give a demonstration of human ingenuity