itsmistynotabigail

[itsmistynotabigail]

it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

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me @ the demons that stand at the end of my bed:

it’s a lot warmer under the covers if you wanna come cuddle

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𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝....

𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐈 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐳𝐨𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐞𝐬!

Portrayal of Abigail "Misty" Briarton

Works with most zombie universes

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// Pick one and send it in as a starter!

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare Starters

as requested by anon

❝Can’t you make it open faster?❞ 

❝It’s now or never, take the shot!❞

❝On your feet, soldier!❞

❝I like to keep this for close encounters.❞

❝Cheeky bastard…❞

❝I can’t move. You’re gonna have to carry me.❞

❝The life you knew before is gone. Today, we fight to bring it back.❞

❝Stay frosty.❞

❝Useless wanker!❞

❝Remember…no Russian.❞

❝Goodnight, ya bastard.❞

❝The word stealth doesn’t mean anything to you, does it?❞

❝Give me a name! A name! I want his name!❞

❝Five years ago, I lost 30,000 men in the blink of an eye…and the world just fuckin’ watched.❞

❝What the hell kind of name is “Soap”?❞

❝The healthy human mind doesn’t wake up in the morning thinking this is it’s last day on Earth. But I think that’s a luxury, not a curse. To know you’re close to the end is a kind of freedom.❞

❝Kid’s got some issues.❞

❝I was starting to think you were gonna leave me behind.❞

❝I guess I owe you one.❞

❝At least the world didn’t end. Hit it.❞

❝Well that wasn’t so hard, now was it?❞

❝Nice! Your fruit killing skills are remarkable!❞

❝And the bad news?❞

❝Aww, you gotta be SHITTIN’ me!❞

❝Crap! Run!❞

❝We’re going deep and we’re going hard.❞

❝Look at this place, fifty-thousand people used to live here and now it’s a ghost town. I’ve never seen anything like it.❞

❝Why’d you do it? Where’d you get the bomb?❞

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Yes, she did steal Stupidinger's headphones.

Why, you ask?

Because he sucks, that's why.

And because The Prodigy is a good band.

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I swear to Doc Monty, if Stupidinger bother me during a wave with some stupid shit like him needing ammo, I'm gonna kick his ass myself.