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help girl i drifted out to sea [x]

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Happy solar eclipse day 2024. I didn't have eclipse glasses so I watched it through a hole poked in a piece of paper. We didn't get total eclipse. Maybe one day.

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I love pop rocks, can I have some more [x]

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i'm sure people have sent you the answer 293 times already too but just in case, the water texture is a default photo filter on the tumblr photo editor!

WE HAVE A PHOTO EDITOR?

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This little asshole keeps getting into a bird feeder, so we need to test how small is *too* small

3 inch opening: no problem

2.75 inch opening: Easy

2.5 inch opening: doing fine

2.25 inch opening: Bit of a struggle, but as Mr Meeseeks says: CAAAN DOO!

2 inch opening: Alright, lets try chewing the opening a bit, As long as we get the nuts into the mouth (huhuhu) we good I guess…

Uh-oh… Steve is getting greedy

:insert grunts of effort here:

Taking a break…

The guy who made the original video decided after a long struggle to help Steve out.

A New Challenger approaches!

1.75 inchs: Quote Mr Meseeks: “OOOHHH HE’S TRYING”

GIMME GIMME GIMME

He ends up giving up.

Source: Chris Notap - Squirrel ● literally ● bites off more than he can chew ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS4ach0CwN4

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Wizards (1977)

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insert asexual flag here

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I want Toby Fox three years after the last chapter to make a game where it's just the Fun Gang going on a road trip to the east coast to go fishing. They raid a gas station on the way to grabs snacks for the road (and the lobsters they catch). Happy April Fool's.

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Jesus, after coming back from the dead: hey guys it’s me Jesus, just look at the scars on my hands

Thomas, a known freak: show us the feet as well please

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Estradiol,

Testosterone,

HRT?

You want it? It's yours my friend

for free.

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"my thoughts will follow you into your dreams"

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We were so busy preparing the birthday party that we forgot who it was for."

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Met up with a witch from Winge (wizard hinge) for a nice night picnic in The Whispering Woods, and I pulled out all of the stops. Smoked salmon with capers, garlic and herb couscous, marmalade pastries from the farmers market, a nice bottle of sparkling ròse. It was picture perfect.

But then.

A damn hill giant was sitting in another clearing nearby and started practicing his mumble rap material. So I’m trying to have a nice meal with this witch, but this giant fucker is just mumbling and stuttering while rapping about eating sheep whole and pissing on campfires to piss off halflings.

Can’t have nice shit in The Whispering Woods.

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when people who want to be vaguely progressive say 'nature' all secular style but it's painfully obvious they mean 'god' while thinking they don't mean god