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Now, everybody in this bitch gettin' tipsy

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I need y'all to watch this clip

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i am fast and full of teeth. i willl die in a barn fire

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from twitter user deejaygeejaygee

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I don’t care if you make fun of Catholicism as long as it’s accurate! The best humour has its roots in the truth.

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Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

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at the JRPG cafe, and the drink sizes are sod, soda, and sodaga

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Had Shoulders - Cry of Fear (2012)

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Hi honey how was your day at the gaslighting factory?

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Dan and I bought a thing called “long ziti” from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, but…. I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldn’t bend enough to cook from top to bottom simultaneously, and while they were cooking boiling water kept spouting out from the tops of them out of the pot, like a boiling pipe organ. Then they were so long and floppy and hoselike that we couldn’t pick them up with anything other than tongs, and then they were so long and unwieldy that it was basically impossible to sauce them without them all slithering out of the bowl like wet snakes. They then proceeded to cool down almost completely within the the seconds it took to walk to the living room. Eating them was like eating a bowl full half melted drinking straws.

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ToToDental - Only the Best Dental Care for your Pokémon Companions!

*Don't forget to schedule your Pokémon's annual check-up!*

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sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

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they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)

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straight men when messi scores a goal

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really recommend getting a partner with a different religion than you and very little knowledge of your religion because the opportunities for explaining things to each other are just exquisite