“Sect Leader Jiang, umm, I’ll feel very troubled if you keep on bothering me like this.
Thank you for being so enthusiastic. However, your thoughts are quite off. Even if I am attracted to men, I don’t like just any type of man, much less follow anyone who waves at me. For example, I’m not interested in ones like you.”
“Oh, really? Then, may I ask which type you’re interested in?”
“Which type? Well, I am very much attracted to people like HanGuang-Jun.”
me: *about to look at the merch for an anime I like*
brain: that’s what you want? some fucking anime? some fucking anime merch on your body and in your life? some god damn anime on your walls? fucking anime merch to let everyone know that you like anime? are you fucking kidding me?