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fast and easy lesson on how niche animal testing studies turn into drink a glass of wine a day to prevent heart disease.
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*blowing out my little bedside tealight, putting away my phone, and drifting off to sleep with one last dozzy thought of gratitude to blue light screen filters, only to jolt awake because wait shit did humans evolve that way because of candles???
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serving face with mama
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“Let me guess: You're going to make it so I'll beg you to kill me.”
“No. I'm going to make you yearn for life.”
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Nog dancing at Jadzia's party requested by anonymous
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MILES MORALES in SPIDER-MAN: ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE (2023) dir. Joaquim Dos Santos, Justin K. Thompson, Kemp Powers
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Hello Miss Cock
Out of curiosity, are you more attracted to Will or Hannibal? Asking so I know which kind of mentally ill you are 😌
Incredible question, I’m actually not attracted to either of them in any way. I just push them together like dolls. My obsession with them is more based on how much I want them to rail each other.
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less “I have these [traditionally masculine skills/interests] because I was the only girl and I have 17 brothers” more “we 17 brothers have these [traditionally feminine skills/interests] because we wanted to understand our one (1) baby sister better”
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Damian: Todd, the whole family has been summoned, you must-
Jason: I don't have to do shit. Go to hell.
Damian: -tt- I, for one, am not surprised, I will inform the others of your cowardice.
Jason: yeah, yeah. The family disappointment per usual. I'll go back "home" when Alfred calls me himself. Now fuck off, I have a criminal empire to run.
Damian: If you care, it is Drake who called the meeting, not father.
Jason, hesitating: Yeah, well, he knows how I feel. Whatever. We can fight it out later if he's pissed.
Damian: I will waste no more precious air on a buffoon such as you *disappears*
Later
Damian: Drake, as duty I must inform you that Todd will not be here tonight. He is far too home-phobic presently.
Tim, freezes in place, because he called the family meeting so he could come out as bisexual and actively dating a man: You mean homophobic?
Damian, rolling his eyes: if that is the proper terminology, yes
Tim: what, uh, what else- I mean, did he say anything else?
Damian: the typical drivel. "Go to hell" "Family disappointment per usual" He said if you don't approve of his decision, to challenge him in battle.
Tim: he... wow. I didn't think he'd...
Tim: Holy shit. Wait. Does that mean, do you- you know why I called the meeting? You know? Who else knows? Does everyone know?
Damian: imbecile. If everyone knew, then what would be the point of the meeting?
Tim: right. Stupid question. How do you feel about it?
Damian: -tt- Father and Grayson will be disappointed but not surprised. Gordon will be silently annoyed. Pennyworth might share sympathy but no doubt conceals his true opinions on the matter. Cain and Brown will shrug it off. Thomas might not care, but he is rather unpredictable. It is of little consequence.
Tim: okay. And... and you?
Damian: why should I care? We make our choices and must live with the consequences. I do not pretend to understand as I would never choose to estrange myself from father, or otherwise actively ruin the bonds I spent so many years forging simply to preserve my own comfort.
Tim: estranged??
Damian: I presume that is the goal. That or torture father with guilt and grief for eternity.
Tim: d- don't you think that's a little dramatic?
Damian: indeed. Grayson would claim it would 'tear the family apart' or such nonsense. I am the only sensible one in this useless household.
Tim: well, thank you for... debriefing me on the situation, Damian.
Damian: -tt- try not to waste our time more than necessary in the meeting tonight, Drake. *leaves*
Tim:
Tim: this is red robin on coms line 12, repeat, this is red robin on coms line 12
Tim: The meeting scheduled for tonight is cancelled. False alarm. I'll send updates if anything changes. And I'm
Tim:
Tim: i have some business to address these next few weeks. Going low contact. Red Robin out.
Tim:
Tim: *starts crying*
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you haven't met all the people you will love & all the people who will love you.
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what that tongue game like?
weak. same goes for dick.
girl i got that good…that good for nothing
lea me alone
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Absolutely no idea how many of these guys I have made currently but its definitely a number
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how to say "I love you" in x-files [160/?] ⤷ 2.12 — “Aubrey” / 4.10 — "Paper Hearts"
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Summer melancholy and scorching heat
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