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here’s what’s going to happen: im gonna fuck your dad. in his hole, no flip-flop versatile fag shit. hes gonna love it, whimpering moaning all that crap. i don’t care, im recording it. im going to take all those stupid bisexual bottom noises he’s making and im going to sample them for my hot new hardcore dubstep album. it will suck shit and a bunch of poly gen x losers are going to love it and give me so much money because they all own independent breweries in portland where most of their income is from the weekly burlesque shows they hold there. then im going to buy a sailboat and sail to the remote island of tristen de cunha where some of the finest wool in the world is woven. ill spend the rest of my dubstep money on that wool, unprocessed. sell it at a premium in siberian marketplaces. then im going to buy imax, the company. every imax screen in the world is going to only show legally blondes, the legally blonde spinoff about elle woods’ twin cousins. everyone is going to be pissed as fuck and i wont care.

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I have friends at Indiana University and they've been saying there are snipers on IU Bloomington campus. And theres a bunch of cops everywhere. This is wild.

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I kill you

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he is really sweet actually.

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I love when machinery gets really hot and starts smelling bad and destroying itself it's almost sexual. I didn't mean that

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They are about to demolish the Nabil darwish museum to build another fucking bridge

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and the second is "be yourself"

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check this out

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maybe monsterfucker erotica doesn't need a plot but it certainly gives the whole thing a bit more substance

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Objects: Via Chicago

hello! I am starting an object show comic called Object: Via Chicago! this blog will have all the parts and chapters and probably wont be posted anywhere else. I have been really excited to start this comic because I am very motivated to draw out the story and show you guys my ocs! more under the cut

I was inspired by the object shows ONE, Inanimate Insanity and some others! they have really motivated me to want to make this comic

The story is about thermo, who is a thermostat, who has a hard time finding a place to live in. from apartments to his friends house, he cant stay in one place for more than a couple months. the city he lives in began to suddenly act stange, like everyones power going out at the same time, random natural disasters, or just unexplainable situations. after getting a text from his friend disco, they both decide to find out what the problem is. I hope you guys will like it!

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Woke up last night, barely remember writing this, went straight back to sleep

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