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Ngl there is something deeply poetic about K2 being created by the elven oracle, wielder of the sword of sight, but molded from the saint of mystery and doubt, saying “god blind me” and getting unmade by the corrupted clouded goddess of twilight and uncertainty. I could not possibly begin to tell you what that deeply poetic thing is, but it’s there.

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The duality of Emily Axford: the session where she dramatically faked her goth manic pixie dream girl persona's death on the front lawn of the guy she had been gaslighting for the last few months in an attempt to drive a wedge in their party (insane, unhinged, what was the goal here) is the same session where she flawlessly fed Porter the wrong name for the corrupted god he was trying to usurp, probably foiling his plan and screwing over his ritual before it could even start (insane, genius, galaxy-brained). Truly, the most unpredictable player of all time. There is no middle ground.

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what's so funny to me is that i saw people starting to speculate why jace was in on the plan which made me reflect that i hadn't even considered a possibility that wasn't just the fact that he was getting cock from porter. like i wish i was kidding

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Blimey.

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its SO fucking funny to me that in freshman year they were all bullying fabian for acting like johhny spells with his daddy-o's and everything and fabian was like no!!! No!!!!! no im NOT!!!!! and two years later he's literally dance fighting as his main thing

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theoretically I know how to live well, I'm just not good at actually doing it

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I'm using this as a reaction pic now btw

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atonement.

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“in each moment of our mutual ignorance where we had yet to meet, this message was already spinning its way to you through time and space to illuminate the night sky to tell you that i love you” IF THATS NOT THE MOST ROMANTIC SHIT IVE EVER HEARD?????

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misogynistic freddy fazbear: whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whorrre

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Dog toy plushies have fundamentally different souls than that of regular plushies. Unlike regular plushies, which are content with just existing (and just go to regular heaven when they get destroyed and don’t mind being resurrected), dog toys seek Valhalla. This is why you don’t need to feel bad when your dog/cat/especially strong bird rips it to shreds, because this was the warriors death they were seeking all their life

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Lesbian pride flag color picked from the Cassankarna art… this must have been intentional right

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“i get it, your girlfriend’s out of town” most insane thing to say to a giant goddess burning on the astral plane

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so you mean to tell me that Gilear was cursed because his great great great great great great etc. grandfather's goddess got mad at him after a divorce because he was the wingman she met her ex through....jesus

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just got a face full of sweaty man nipple at the Sainsbury's

who the fuck shops shirtless it's early may in Britain it's not even hot you don't need to be doing all that