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a book Newt for a speedpaint

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I think "they don't even have X" is one of those memes that's actually funnier in its original context than in anything that's been done with it subsequently. Like, in its original context, this is a joke about a man who has lived his entire adult life alone in a swamp cold-reading the atmosphere of a corporate workplace and deciding that appealing to the receptionist's sense of working-class solidarity is going to get him in the door, and it fucking works.

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how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player

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i finally finished this !!!!

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"there's no platonic explanation for this"

Wrong. Plato has explained everything.

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september,

please be good to the person reading this

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dont piss me off. next time you go on a trip im filling your house with galapagos finches. by the time you return, they've evolved to fill your niche. they're a better spouse to your partner. they're a better parent for your child. and? they're a better friend to me than you ever were.

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some of you guys need to see this

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so I had a new roommate move in less than a week ago

…and this morning I discovered a really fun way to learn that he stores things in the oven 🩷

I guess this makes sense except for the fact that his cabinets????

are empty?????????????

(the food there was left behind by the last roommates)

PLUS

as far as I know, this is the only plate he brought 🥸 just the one.

anyway happy carcinogen wednesday I guess!!!!

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*pulls the curtain down on these* ta-da! *no one claps* uh okay i'll take my leave *bows*

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I am not satisfied with how i drew this art, but i am happy with who i drew on it (☆⁠▽⁠☆)

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"sign in with two factor identification" no. "verify your identity with secondary device" no. "input the code we texted you with" no. "go to your backup email to accept the login request" no. "use your biometric data to confirm your access" absolutely fucking not. soon you're gonna be sending a fucking company representative to come knock on my door. the vast majority of accounts should be a username and password and that's it.

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@importantcatpics

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Saw a comment saying character X can't be a pervert because he's ace. Bro. Bro. Bro. BRO. BRO. BRO. BR