Natalie | Drew Pokémon & Marik Yugioh are the reason I was born with two hands.
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I FELL ASLEEP WITHOUT POSTING 🙈💦
I was surprised to at the poll, where did all of you dragonshippers come from?
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No the wishiwashi isn’t getting licked, no need to call HR
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*in the middle of a breakdown* Omg wait. this is just like the character
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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.
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The fact that animals that care for their young will sometimes adopt others' lost or orphaned young to raise along their own is just funny to me. I know that it's all hormonal and there's no conscious thought involved in it, but the internal logic of it is so funny.
"Baby = success. More baby = more success. I have one baby and I found four other baby. I have five baby. I am being so fucking successful right now."
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man this guy is my favourite character (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him (thr
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me: oh the newest version of ios has ai integration that will like summarize long text chains and stuff
ciro: cool let me try

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