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"If you use em dash in your works, it makes them look AI generated. No real human uses em dash."
Imaging thinking actual human writers are Not Real because they use... professional writing in their works.
Imagine thinking millions of people who have been using em dash way before AI becomes a thing are all robots.
REBLOG IF YOU'RE A HUMAN AND YOU USE EM DASH
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if you have the Honey browser extension installed, uninstall it immediately. big big story broke on youtube today strongly indicating that Honey has been massively defrauding basically everyone who does any business with them at every level, including influencers, customers, and actual retailers.
the short version of ONE of the alleged crimes is that they've been hijacking referral links and codes. if you have honey installed on your browser at all, and you use any referral code from anyone, there is a high probability honey will swap out the referral link identifier for their own even if they don't provide a coupon at checkout.
they also are just lying to you, and hiding coupons that very much exist. they're completely fraudulent
paypal bought honey in 2019 for 4 billion, so paypal has been strip mining the influencer economy for 5 years now. the amount of money that's been essentially stolen is unfathomable
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bringing this to the tumblr crowd. please read the whole post before voting
Some additional info from the comments:
- noone's recording. If any of the car salesmen try they're instantly disemboweled
- the billionaire expects six minutes of cuddling (with the bear) after you're done
- if you and the bear both cum at the same time your earnings are doubled
- bear is 24 years old
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every person can feel freddie’s presence in their souls when they sing MAMAAAAAA UUHHHH, I DONT WANNA DIE, I SOMETIMES I WISH I’VE NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL with all the air in their lungs i’m not joking
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Listening to the Fallout 4 soundtrack and.... LYNDA FUCKING CARTER?!?!?
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I regret to inform you that Discord's new Terms of Service includes an arbitration clause. You can find it here https://discord.com/terms/#16. This clause includes an opt-out, which I have transcribed here:
You can decline this agreement to arbitrate by emailing an opt-out notice to [email protected] within 30 days of April 15, 2024 or when you first register your Discord account, whichever is later; otherwise, you shall be bound to arbitrate disputes in accordance with the terms of these paragraphs. If you opt out of these arbitration provisions, Discord also will not be bound by them.
These clauses are underhanded ways that corporations seek to deprive you of your right to participate in class-action lawsuits and your right to a jury trial. (This does only apply to us users ,other people still spread the word though )
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wip game of birds!
Rules: askers can send a bird, and receive the corresponding thing. If you don't have something that corresponds to whatever bird it is, or you don't want to share the only thing that fits (I'm not telling!) then either share a matching quote from a published work and link it, or share a random quote from your wips of your choice. :)
🦜 a pretty quote (you like the prose, or symbolism, or it's poetic, or you just like how it feels/the word choice!)
🐧 a funny quote (silly! laughs! jokes! puns!)
🦚 a sexy quote (spicy, outright nsfw, etc--if you're not comfortable with this one specify in the tags!)
🦃 a big, meaty quote (JUST A BIG OL PARAGRAPH YOU WANNA SHARE)
🦉 a clever quote (something you're proud of!)
🦅 an angsty quote (something PAINFUL!! ouch ouch ouch!)
🕊️ a sweet quote (something sweet, fluffy! maybe it's cute or funny banter! or sappy wedding vows!)
🦤 a quote you had to delete :( (but still wanna share!)
🐦 a romantic quote (can be sweet or sad or sexy, or just your favorite interaction between them!)
🐤 a mystery quote (take out the context, even censor the names if you want! let em guess!)
🐓 fuck quotes, give me a summary or some ao3 tags
🦆 asker's request (what do you want to see? from a specific wip, a specific mood, a specific ship or character...?)
🦩dealer's choice (choose any quote at all! or the summary / ao3 tags thing! whatever! wild card!)
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A Mixed Bag Of 50 One Word Prompts
interpret em sad, funny, sweet, or any other way you want! do em by yourself or play a game with your followers: send a number and a character (or a pairing or two characters or hell, just a number, see what happens! you can always specify in the tags what you're comfortable with!) and get a little snippet! (intended as a writing exercise, but use as you please!)
First
Lonely
Touch
Reveal
Trust
Misunderstanding
Self-Loathing
Caress
Bound
Comfort
Crying
Flashback
Dancing
Gentle
Clingy
Aftermath
Kiss
Truth
Vulnerable
Friendship
Deep
Hug
Reassurance
Family
Hair
Pride
Sick
Unexpected
Blush
Nightmare
Spooning
Trapped
Unlovable
Desperation
Needy
Affection
Bare
Reputation
Caretaker
Embarrassment
Bleeding
Safety
Manhandling
Fear
Panic
Reversal
Games
Angry
Sweet
Confession
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some soft act 3 girlies [full ver. here (explicit?)]
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this got outta hand
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Haegu the woman that you are
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New multichapter fic with my gf <3
Lots of mental health issues and emotional turmoil ahead.
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