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as a response to all the dumb shit like canon sirius would bully fanon sirius etc etc

canon Sirius would be an absolutely proud uncle to fanon sirius. like, hes the same age, but he looks.. older? in a way? and hed just be like "go, tiny me, go"

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@staff our identities aren’t nsfw and we will not stand for them to be treated as such

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just witnessed a 50 something woman yelling at her like 4 year old daughter to behave like a girl because she has a dress, wtf

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just witnessed a 50 something woman yelling at her like 4 year old daughter to behave like a girl because she has a dress, wtf

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hola, three huge stuffed animals; a big teddy bear (abt 1m), an otter (that i snuggle as i sleep), and an elephant (childhood plushie) and im 15 :3

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

My friend is embarrassed and thinks she’s the only one and I said id prove her wrong.

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whatever the hell is wrong with me goes br today and guess what, no one believes me and im told im lazy, woo

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im gonna cry, im so happy, i have a record player and im currently blasting david bowie with it

and i also realized that my room looks kind of.. old-ish, as if a 70-80's punk lived in it (my hoodie and leather jacket on chair, one those old, red couches, a grandma rug, a shit ton of shitty posters and drawings, my guitar, bone collection, receipts)

enwknsnsmke something is gonna get fucked up, i know it, this is the happiest ive been about something that isnt my boyfriend

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maxies father had a vaginal infection apparently and his mother has a mouldy vagina (dont ask me how he came up with that..)

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*on a hike*

Regulus: It’s so quiet out here.

James: Too quiet…

Regulus: Did we lose someone??

*cut to Barty with a bear in a headlock*

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If you like the word “queer” reblog.

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Marauders as things my friends have said:

Sirius: I'd like to be a dog. Youd get fed and stuff and you dont have to deal with owls

Remus: what if you were a stray? Cant imagine that would be fun

Sirius: i'd just befriend humans so theyd give me food. Plus if people annoyed me i could give them diabetes

Peter: rabies. You mean rabies

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Later that day :

Sirius, fooling around with remus

James: careful moony, if he bites you, he could give you diabetes

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"If you saw someone stealing food, no you didn't"

Poster spotted in Manchester, UK

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.. barty is so me

James: Let’s just hug it out! Come on, hug it out.

Everyone: *struggles into a group hug*

Remus: Who just took my wallet?

Barty: Sorry.

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I very rarely see content where remus has a blind eye

what's rarer, you may ask?

remus with a prosthetic eye. LET ME PUSH THIS AGENDA HEAR ME PLEASE

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JANN = MOTHERFUCKING SINGER AU!SIRIUS ESPECIALLY GLADIATOR PERFORMANCE AT EUROVISION

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biblically accurate james and barty

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holy shit barty x peter..